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UNCHIHA SASUKE IS AWESOME!!!!!!

Discussion in 'Konoha Library Archives' started by Kusogitsune, May 31, 2007.

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  1. Kusogitsune Banned

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    Many people out there like to hate on Unchiha Sasuke, saying he sucks and whatnot. I am going to prove that he is Not crap, he is great!

    1.First off, Sasuke is an Unchiha. Look at the name. Unchi is japanese for doodoo. Doodoo is a cute, childish word for crap. It's been proven that Yondaime=Crap, therefore, Sasuke=Yondaime, but younger and cuter, making him a bajillion fafillionth of a point>Yondaime.

    2.Sasuke is Kishi's fave Naruto character. Kishi once said he was a big fan of chanbara. Toyama no Kinsan is one of the greatest chanbara characters ever. For those whodon't know, Kinsan was a samurai who would pwn countless nameless criminals with his sword without drawing blood. Sasuke has pwned numerous fodder-nin with his sword, without drawing blood. Also, Kinsan's whole gimmick was that before he fought, he would open part of his shirt to reveal his swirling cherry blossom tattoo on his right shoulder. Before fighting Orochimaru, Sasuke opened part of his shirt and went CS, revealing the CS blotches on his shoulder, which, if you cross your eyes, squint, and hit yourself in the head really hard, kind of almost looks like swirling cherry blossoms. Therefore, Sasuke is a rip-off of Kinsan. Kinsan is ridiculously ultra uber awesome; therefore, Sasuke, being a ripoff of him, is semi-awesome, which is still awesome.

    3.Sasuke>Zetsu. Why? Zetsu is from the Grass village and is a plant, and therefore=grass. Sasuke wields the Kusanagi sword, which, according to Japanese legend, got it's name when Prince Yamato used it to cut down burning grass. Burning grass>grass, Kusanagi is>burning grass, therefore, Sasuke is>Zetsu.

    4.Sasuke is gay. It's already been proven countless times. What you may not have noticed, however, is that in the Narutoverse, Homosexuality is a powerup comparable to Will of Fire. Naruto became powerful enough to spank Orochimaru when he got all gay for Sasuke. Gai, Orochimaru, Haku, Zabuza, Gaara, and everyone in Akatsuki are very strong, and they're all gay. Coincidence? I think not! Sasuke is gayer than all these characters I've named, therefore he must be stronger. Awesome!

    5.As another member of these forums has pointed out, Sasuke has Sharingham. Ham is delicious and made of win, therefore Sasuke is awesome for sharing such an awesome thing!

    Well, there you go. This proves that Unchiha Sasuke is awesome. Thank you for your time.
     
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  2. Larisha Otogakure's village idiot

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  3. Canute87 Nuke Imminent

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    ZEtsu left his village so i doubt that grass thing applies to him anymore.Plus he is a man/woman (but as far as we have seen, MAN) plant.I don't see him following the grass concept.

    mmmmmmm. Ham.
     
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    I sense a deep disturbance in the force. It's as if another fanboy/girl made another uchihatard thread and noone really cared.
     
  5. Sasori-puppet#87 ♥Love♦Hatred&#9834

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    its not unchiha, its uchiha. Take out the n before chiha and after the U.
     
  6. Instant Karma Professional Lurker ಠ_ರೃ

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    ..........I hear the distant footfalls of the Uchiha-tards nearing in retaliation.
     
  7. Helix T̵̷́h͞e̵͡ ̡K҉͘į͞n̷͜g̵̛̕

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    QFT!

    I couldn't agree more.
     
  8. Mintaka Well-Known Member

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    An unchiha? That sounds like a wierd pet or something.
     
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    This thread is Win
     
  10. Spanish Hoffkage Lol. Kisame

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    pal, Ive been stalking you for some days due to great potentail.

    You have my seal of approval and a huge increment in ur rep when the limit ends.
     
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    gft again

    you see you have to read the underneath the underneath to see the true message in the thread.
     
  12. gabzilla Yuri Queen

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    :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
     
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    Truth is Truth!
     
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    I dont know who the hell is this Unchiha sasuke, but Uchiha Sasuke is awesome lol.

    You should use more the word "pwn" and "awesome" in your post, then maybe i'll take you seriusly :amuse .
     
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    haha yea, the gay part i strongly agree with you XD
    but...

    kenshin>sasuke ~_^
     
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    I came into this thread expecting fail, and I came out with Win. Brilliant.
    Sharingham? :rotfl
     
  18. Mintaka Well-Known Member

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    I have a not completley complete picture of an unchiha!
     
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    Well, as great as you claim Sasuke is he can't defeat Itachi and is, IMO, still a long ways from actually being able to do so the name of this thread should be "UCHIHA ITACHI IS AWESOME!!!!!!!"

    And when the hell was it ever proven that Yondaime = crap??? You went WAY OFF into boomboom land when you dared to say Sasuke > Yondaime... how could you?!?! :notrust
     
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    sasuke is awsome....... at giving orochimaru head.
     
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    ...what? What do you mean by that? @ Durtycheese

    Guys, it's satire. Read it backwards.
     
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    And that has exactly what to do with anything? I wasn't even talking about Kenshin. I said Toyama no Kinsan. As in that old dude in my avatar. And I never said that Sasuke was>than him. I said that he was 10, so Sasuke, being a mere ripoff is 6.2 (which is awesome!), if maybe that explains my point better.

    But I wasn't talking about Itachi. Why do people keep bringing up characters that have nothing to do with my point. Maybe Unchiha Itachi is Awesomer than his otouto. But that doesn't mean that Sasuke isn't awesome in his own right.

    Oh yes, there was one more thing I forgot to add. Sasuke does drugs. Corey Feldman was the coolest back in the 80s, and he did drugs. Then he went to rehab, and got clean and sober. Now he is lame and not awesome. Therefore, Drugs is awesome, and Sasuke is awesome for doing them.
     
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    This thread gave me the munchihas! HA! HA!

    Seriously though. Epic win for the OP.
     
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    I agree with the OP, Sasuke's awesomeness can't be denied.
     
  30. Rhaella nothing but the rain

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    This abbreviation seems like a bizarre combination of QFT and GTFO to me, which really describes my reaction to the thread in its entirety. XD

    I'll let you guys play for a bit longer before I close it.
     
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