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Watermelon Skills!

Discussion in 'The NF Café' started by Kichigai Kawaru, Oct 17, 2005.

  1. Kichigai Kawaru Amegakure no Sato's Steel Rain

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    Anybody who claims to be "naturally awesome" or stuff like that with a katana has to chop a watermelon cleanly in half and post the pic here. Just 'cause that's the test. Otherwise you have no "skills" just 'cause I said so.
     
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  2. Kaki Condensed hits harder

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    Can you achive this wonderful feat?
     
  3. monk3 Ryokan Pride

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    um...........what?
     
  4. Chamcham Trigger 光翼型近接支援残酷戦闘機“エヴァッカニア・ドゥーム

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    This is rather...pointless, but funny to see how it developes ^^
     
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  5. martryn Dick in hand

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    I have a friend who did that at a ju-jitsu competition and took first place. First time he'd tried it too. I guess he has "real skills".
     
  6. Powerman Well-Known Member

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    Cutting Bamboo would be more impressive.
     
  7. Dragonzair I'm with Maria Hill!

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    ...someone post a pic already :p

    I'm tempted to use yahoo image to look for one xD
     
  8. Chamcham Trigger 光翼型近接支援残酷戦闘機“エヴァッカニア・ドゥーム

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    I don't have a katana...plus I don't have katana skills.
    That means I lose twice :oh
     
  9. Manji Yoshimitsu Exorcist

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    :blink...

    *goes of to find a katana and watermelon :bees*
     
  10. Kaki Condensed hits harder

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    And what if I can do this?
     
  11. DevilB0i Banned

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    saw that on google.
     
  12. Soxfan17 Kilik & Temari Fanboy

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    True but cutting a human in half would be even more impressive
     
  13. Last of the Uchihas Get your own girls, Jonas!

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    Well, the japanese used to cut through 5 to 6 humans at the same time to test a sword.
     
  14. DevilB0i Banned

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    Yakuza do that kind of stuff ..
     
  15. martryn Dick in hand

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    Someone post a pic of that!
     
  16. Keramachi Fight war, not wars.

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    I bet it turns you on, doesn't it? Sicko.
     
  17. Soxfan17 Kilik & Temari Fanboy

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    lol reminds me of that movie Ichi the Killer. I never got around to watching it but i read the manga
     
  18. Brant Kogasu General of the darkfire army

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    watermelon... I usually eat watermelon. I guess it'd be pretty cool to do at a party, but I don't think I'd do it just for fun. mmmmmm... melonade.
     
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    OMG yes! But not as much as your Calvin avvy! Little boys dancing in pajamas... *drool*
     
  20. SmokingPepper Sasuke Rules

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    This is a pointless topic. And if they do chop the watermelon they should win some type of prize.
     
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    My friend won a samurai sword pried from the cold, stale hands of a fallen Japanese officer.
     
  22. SmokingPepper Sasuke Rules

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    Awsome.

    But I'd still like a prize if I chop a watermelon.
     
  23. Wing-Zero Whoa!!!

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    why waste a perfectly good watermelon? but if i had one i guess i could take a picture of it
     
  24. hjkou Well-Known Member

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    isnt this test sort of ..pointless
    someone superskilled with a blunt watermelon isnt going to get nearly as clean as someone with shitall skill who happens to own an extremely sharp katana..?

    i have 2 katanas.. both so no mishaps happen though : )
     
  25. UltraSynaptic SeizureNinja Seizure Master

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    I can blow up a watermelon using my mind.

    Let's see you beat that.
     
  26. hjkou Well-Known Member

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    Let's see you do that.

    =p
     
  27. Dragonzair I'm with Maria Hill!

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    I guess no one can do it.
     
  28. Near Seeker of Truth

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    I dont think its that no one can do it, its just the fact as they walk over to the store to buy a watermelon, and how they plan on showing this display of sword mastery, they suddenly realize how FUCKING STUPID IT IS!
     
  29. Master Scorpion UG's High Priest

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    hey I can use samurai...!!! but unfortunetely I cannot show it for you guys because I am sitting in monitor...:cool
     
  30. SmokingPepper Sasuke Rules

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    Anyone can do it. There just to lazy, or they don't want to waste a watermelon.
     
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