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Weird fanfic couplings

Discussion in 'Naruto Fanworks' started by Therahedwig, Oct 30, 2004.

  1. Therahedwig Parodie Nin

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    This tread is for all those weird fanfic coupelings.

    Coupelings I've met:
    (With m/m parings it's always the Seme(Dominant partner) first and then the Uke(passive partner) and the pairings are under the Seme or under the male partner)
    Don't worry some where just in the sumenary of the fanfic(I din't read them all)

    Naruto:
    1. NaruSasu(There's also SasuNaru, SasuNuriko, NaruSasuko and SasukoNuriko)
    2. NaruSaku
    3. NaruIno
    4. NaruHina
    5. NaruGaara
    6. NaruShika
    7. NaruTema
    8. NaruShino
    9. NaruKiba
    10. NaruNaru(With a kagebunshin ofcourse!)
    11. NaruTenten
    12. NaruNeji
    13. NaruTsun(Actually the sumanary implied it was more the other way around)
    14. NaruHanabi
    15. NaruKono
    16. naruOc
    17. NarukoAnko
    Sasuke:
    1. SasuNaru(See NaruSasu)
    2. SasuSaku
    3. SasuIno
    4. SasuHina
    5. SasuGaara
    6. SasuShino
    7. SasuNeji
    8. SasuTsun
    9. SasuOc(see ItaOC)
    10. SasuTen
    11. SasuIta
    Sakura:
    1. SakuIno
    2. SakuTema
    Ino:
    1. InoTema
    2. InoSaku
    3. InoHina
    Shikamaru:
    1. ShikaNaru
    2. ShikaIno
    3. ShikaTema
    4. ShikaChoji
    5. ShikaSasu
    Choji:
    1. ChojiIno
    2. ChojiShika
    3. ChojiAkamaru
    Hinata:
    1. HinaSaku
    2. HinaKin
    3. HinaTenten
    Kiba:
    1. KibaShino
    2. KibaHina
    3. KibaNaru
    4. KibaKanku
    5. KibaIno
    Shino:
    1. ShinoKiba
    2. ShinoHina
    3. ShinoIno
    4. ShinoKanku
    5. ShinoNaru
    6. ShinoKin
    Neji:
    1. NejiNaru
    2. NejiHina
    3. NejiTenten
    4. NejiLee
    5. NejiGaara(This one is getting popular!)
    6. NejiSaku
    7. NejiHanabi
    Lee:
    1. Leesaku
    2. LeeIno
    3. LeeGaara(friendship vibes)
    4. LeeTenten
    Kakashi( finaly):
    1. KakaIru(no irukaka)
    2. KakaSasu
    3. KakaNaru
    4. KakaSaku
    5. KakaAsu
    6. KakaTsun
    7. KakaKuran
    8. KakaGai
    9. KakaObito
    10. KakaOC(original character)
    11. KakaKabu
    12. KakaHina
    13. KakaAya(how could I ever forget this one?)
    Asuma:
    1. AsuKure
    2. AsuShika
    Kurenai:
    1. KureHina
    2. KureNaru
    Gai:
    1. GaiKaka
    2. GaiLee
    Mizuki(evil sensei):
    1. MizuLee
    Jiraiya:
    1. JirTsun
    2. JirKaka
    3. JirNaru
    Tsunade:
    1. See NaruTsun
    Orochimaru:
    1. OroSasu
    2. OroKabu
    3. OroKimi
    4. OroNaru(WTF?)
    5. OroIta
    6. OroTsun
    7. OroJir
    8. OroAnko
    9. OroIru
    Kabuto:
    1. KabuSasu
    2. KabuNaru
    3. KabuShizu
    Itachi:
    1. ItaSasu(also known as Uchihacest)
    2. ItaKaka
    3. ItaOri
    4. ItaNaru
    5. ItaSaku
    6. ItaNeji
    7. ItaHina
    8. ItaSusui(It might have spelled it wrong.)
    9. ItaKisame
    10. ItaOc(yep the mary sues finally have found the fandom)
    11. ItaIru
    Kyuubi:
    1. KyuubiNaru
    2. KyuubiSasu
    3. KyuubiIta
    4. KyuubiYondi
    5. KyuubiShuhaku
    Yondaime:
    1. YondiKaka
    Genma:
    1. GenmaSaku
    2. GenmaHayate(according to the sumary)
    3. GenmaIru
    Iruka:
    1. IruNaru
    2. IruSasu
    3. IruAya
    Udon:
    1. UdonTsun
    2. UdonKure
    3. UdonAnko
    Konohamaru
    1. KonoMoegi
    2. KonoHanabi
    Gaara:
    1. GaaraTema
    2. GaaraKankuro
    3. GaaraNaru
    4. GaaraSasu
    5. GaaraShuhaku(it's...it's demon/host porn!)
    6. GaaraNeji(This one is getting popular!)
    7. GaaraHina
    8. GaaraSaku
    9. GaaraHaku
    Akatsuki Leader
    1. LeaderIta
    2. LeaderOro(only implied though...)
    Deidara
    1. DeiNeji
    Sasori
    1. SasoSaku(Thanks to a post somewhere else, I know it exists)
    Kisame
    1. KisaIta
    Zetsu
    1. --
    Tayuya
    1. --
    Kimimaro
    1. --
    Sakon
    1. SakonOc
    Ukon
    1. --
    Jiroubou
    1. --
    Sai
    1. SaiNaru!(and implied SasuNaru)
    Mizuki
    1. MizuIru
    Sarutobi
    1. SaruEnma
    Yamato
    1. YamaSaku
    Trios:
    1. Naruto/Sasuke/Sakura
    2. Ino/Shikamaru/Choji
    3. K!N/Itachi/Sasuke(K!N=Kyuubi in naruto's body)
    4. Kiba/Naruto/Hinata
    5. Naruto/Sasuke/Gaara
    6. Sakura/Sasuke/Neji(wa?)
    7. Naruto/Sasuke/Itachi
    8. You/Naruto/Sasuke
    9. Itachi/Iruka/Kakashi
    10. Anko/Naruto/Sakura
    11. Neji/Naruto/Sasuke
    Anything else
    1. the 4 sound/the 4 sound
    Tell me if you know more...(c'mon I'm trying to find all of them!)

    Update of 8 december 2005:
    Yes I'm starting a mayor update!
     
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  2. Therahedwig Parodie Nin

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    I've added some more, now it seems that mary-sues pity enough have found their way towarts this fandom.
    Oh, if you don't know what a mary sue is:
    *almost always an oc
    *usually have a strange or unique appearence, par example: eyes that change colour with the change of mood.
    *are special
    *they always get one of the cast fall in love with them.
    *have some weird name that eventually means something like: star or moon or anything mystical.
    *they are always stronger than the strongest main character.
    *are good at anything
    *nobody hates them.
    *they are extremly beautifull
    *they have a tragic past
    *the author takes one paragraph to discribe her hair, and she/he does it twice per chapter

    Good example of a mary-sue:
    Name: Uchiha Akako
    Age: 17
    appearance: black long shining hair like raven feathers in the moonlight, skin as white as porcelain, but as smouth as silk. Purple or Violet eyes, one eye uses the sharingan bloodline limit and the other the bygyuugan(I didn't spell it right did I?)BLL(BTW violet eyes+ sharingan is kinda impossible, or else you should be able to see the bll)
    Clothes: a long black kimono, with red belt(?).

    Uchiha Akako, is the third survivor of the uchiha clan masacre, her father was sasuke and Itachi dad, and her mother was the mom of Hinata.
    She can use sharingan with one eye and bygyugan with the other.
    She uses a katana and two kana's as weapons and uses the special rei-ten jutsu, which is practically unbeateble.
    (She also can use the Mangekyou, but doesn't because of principes)
    Denvelopment:
    Itachi and Sasuke fall hopelessly in love with her(so does any boy she meets) and start to fight over her(while both are as intrested in sex as naruto in giving up.)
    She is mean against Ino-pig en Sakura because the author doesn't like those two,
    and to naruto she is like a big sister.


    Are you already shivering?
    Anyway, next time you make a fanfic with an oc, try to avoid dshe becomes like the monster above.

    Oh, and gimme pairings!
     
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  3. Sesshoumaru Lord of the Western Lands

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    You misspelled "Jiraiya" "Orochimaru" "Yondaime" "Iruka" "Kurenai" "Shukaku" "Shisui" and "Hayate".
     
  4. Therahedwig Parodie Nin

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    oeps...

    .............sorry


    BTW it's shuhaku, not shukaku....
     
  5. Mizura Meh

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    Ha! That was a nice description of a Mary Sue. Right on the spot!

    Let's see, what's missing... *goes O_o at the sight of some of the couplings*

    Um... I think I've seen a (very very badly written) KakaHina as well (can't confirm, didn't last through it). And let's see... what, no LeeGaara? I can't confirm if there are Yaoi GaaraLee fics out there though. But I've seen at least one very nicely written fic where Gaara and Lee become friends (well, Lee considers Gaara as a friend, Gaara considers Lee as a pest at first then slowly accepts him as a friend). While you're at it, add GaaraHina... LeeTenten too.

    Oh and OroJiraiya and OroTsunade (not sure about this one, in the fic I read, Jiraiya simply noted that Oro's been acting more "courtious" around Tsunade as well). Not explicit fics, but I've found fics of them when they were young, with one-sided feelings.

    Hmm, the Udon one, it's Broken Pencil right? Apparently it's Tsunade/Udon, Anko/Udon and Kurenai/Udon... I didn't read the fic myself (I don't think so, I remember reading the summary but not the fic) , but someone posted the pairings in this fic in the Naruto Pairings thread. Oh the horror!

    Heh, other one you've missed: NejiSaku. Yes, it's strange, for a while there, I didn't remember seeing NejiSaku fics out there, though I did see a strangely high number of NejiSakuSasu ... (???). But there are apparently NejiSaku fics now that are not NejiSakuSasu ones anymore. I can't confirm it though, I find the coupling weird.

    I've also come across a fic pairing Hinata and Kin (you know, that sound girl who fought Shikamaru during the Chuunin exams?), so add KinHinata. And InoHina. And TentenHina (what?!? I just noticed those because I'm a Hinata fan, so notice anything with Hinata in it, though there are some things even I won't read...)

    Oh, and KibaIno. KonohamaruHanabi. NejiHanabi too actually (wasn't exactly romantic though...). And I once came across a cute InoLee fic (Ino is tired of fighting against Sakura for Sasuke's attention, and thinks it's unfair that Sakura gets to monopolize both Sasuke and Lee. So she decides one day to glomp Lee instead. :D )
     
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  6. Nyarlathotep Member

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    In the trios, the one in the middle is the one getting whipped/bossed or the one that the fic focuses on or the one the other 2 want to get some from.

    I'll keep updating this list as I go finding new weird pairings or I find a new fic that features an already classified weird pairing, I'll post the links too, but if the fic is in Aff.net or somewhere else where NC-17 (or higher) fics are allowed I won't post it, instead I'll see if there's other places where somebody reviewed it (like ff_anbu) and post it, if there's no other place then I'll mention the fic.

    NaruHanabi (actually pretty good)
    ShinoKin
    AkamaruChouji (don't ask, the author deleted the fic but it's anbuing still exists in ff_anbu)
    NaruOC
    AnkoNaruSaku (still hasn't made the pairing part, but he's building the relationship up)
    IruKaka (as weird as it sounds)
    MizuIru
    ShinoNaru another one yet another one
    ItaIru
    ItaIruKaka
    GenmaIru
    SaruEnma
    OroIru
    KureNaru (the chapter only gave hints though, it's actually a NaruHina kiss at the end but the hints are still there)
    SakonOC
    KimiTayu
    TayuShika
    YondaimeOC
    KabuOro (yes, Kabuto as the seme)
    NarukoHinata
    GaiOC
    GaaNaruko
    KyuuOC (mostly another kitsune)
    NaruShizu
    TemaNaruSaku
    HayateOC (or it could be Hot ANBU chick, the fic never gave the name of the girlfriend)
    SasuIta (yes, Sasuke as the big bad seme)
    SasuKonohamaru (WTF strike 1)another fic
    LeeShika (WTF strike 2) another fic
    KazekageHina (WTF strike 3, OUT!, yes, Kazekage as in Gaara's pops, scroll down to around the middle of the chapter)
    HiaNeji (Hiashi, yes Neji's uncle, it's a link to the hilarious anbuefication of it instead)
    DosuZaku another one yet another one
    ZakuKin
    NaruAkamaru (erm, it's only a chapter, scroll down to 1/4 aprox of the end, it's just a kiss but Kiba does say Akamaru will now have the hots for Naruto)
    NejiKiba another fic
    KabuOC
    HakuNaru (rated R)
    TenNaruIno (author still hasn't got to the pairings part, but it's building up)
    ShikaNeji
    AsumaIno
    OroKaka(rated R)
    ItaSasuko
    GaiNaru (O.M.G. just W.T.F.? thankfully, it's just a parody)
    One-sided SakuIru
    KakaIta
    another one (also includes KakaSasu, it's a link the anbuing of it)
    GaaraOC
    KakaAnko yet another fic (it also has NejiHina, NaruSaku, ShikaIno and LeeTen)
    AnkoIru
    OroAnko another fic (it's in french) yet another one
    TsuShizu another one
    ShikaSaku
    KakaShika
    HakuHina
    IruOC
    LeeNaru there's another one but it's NC-17 and it's one-sided
    SakonNaru
    GaaShika
    KibaShika
    KibaSasu (it also has NaruSasu and ItaSasu)
    YonIru (also has KakaIru and GaaIru)
    GaaIru (also has YonIru and KakaIru)
    ShikaHinaNaru (also has ItaSaku)
    RaiAoba
    KibaTema (highschool fic :barf, also has NaruSaku, SasuHina, ShikaIno and NejiTen)
    KidouShino (paragraph-long 'drabble')
    GaaKiba
    SasuTen
    HanaNejiHina
    NaruAyame (finally! I'm surprised nobody thought of this pairing before)
    GeodudeSasuke (you read that right, Geodude from Pokemon and Sasuke, Sasuke as the uke, I won't give the link, you'll have to find it yourself)
    PsyduckSakura (the author made it after being 'inspired' by the above pairing, again, you'll have to find it yourself, it's a lemon, both of them are in fact)
    KisaNaru (wtf indeed again)
    ObitoKurenai (wtf again, I laughed when I read the pairing)
    AsuKaka
    NarukoNeji (rated R)
    SasuKaka (Sasuke as the seme and Kakashi as the uke, rated R)
    OroSaku (anbuing of it here)
    HakuSaku
    KyuuHina (no link, it's NC-17 as one would expect from such a pairing)
    NejiShika (no link, it's NC-17 again, this pairing is different than ShikaNeji because Neji is the seme here and Shika is the uke)
    KyuuSasuNaru (no link, NC-17 yet again)
    InoichiSaku (O.M.G. NC-17 again, my mind freezed when I saw this pairing)
    HakuOC
    KakaNeji (wtf, I think we've just hit rock bottom here)
    NejiNaruSasu
    ShinoTen
    KankurouTen
    another one
    TemaTen another one
    drabble
    SasuTema (also contains NaruHina)
    AnkoUkon (0_0... no comment)
    KotetsuIzumo
    AnkoGaa (oh god, I won't comment on this)
    HakuGaa (same fic as above, same level of WTFness)
    KidouIno
    ShikaKiba (same as with NejiShika, this is different from KibaShika in that they changed roles)
    TsuShika (meh, just meh, the pairings just get weirder and weirder, I can understand TsuNaru, but TsuShika?)
    NejiTema
    KibaSaku
    GamaBuntaTsunade (O.M.F.G. W.T.F. forget all the other 'omfgwtf's I have said before, this one takes the cake :iik)
    ShinoZaku
     
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  7. Mizura Meh

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    *jaws drop to the floor*

    ACK! Those ARE some might weird couplings. Ever considered putting up links to some of the weirdest ones? Just so that we can see it - and gawk at it - for ourselves...
     
  8. Nyarlathotep Member

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    I'll try to find the fics, come back to my previous post when you pass through the forums to see if I found some of the fics again, I'll be editing it continuosly as I re-find them.
     
  9. fuzzyfourears Inuzuka Hiromi

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    Hahahahaha!! I have some! But be warned I read this fics and, um..I actually like them, so no bashing. ^^

    Haku/Gaara ( don't ask, I like this pairing so much I'm even including them in my own fic)
    Zaku/Hinata ( yes zaku, poor guy who's arms were broken by Sasuke, and I like this pairing too ^^)

    Ok, that was all I had, but, lol, at least you didn't have them yet!
     
  10. HinataFanBoy Aint Depression A Bitch?

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    lol latest wierd one ive read was JirayaXIno, lol now where did THAT come from?
     
  11. fuzzyfourears Inuzuka Hiromi

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    aw, am a little sad, that Neji/Kiba pairing sounded kind of cute, but the link took me to a different fic with a different pairing. :(
     
  12. Nyarlathotep Member

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    I suppose that the pairings appears later on the fic.

    The summary of the two fics I posted for NejiKiba are:

    Sasuke x Konohamaru, Neji x Kiba Yaoi, Takes place during ?The sands of time?. Reality is strangely constantly changing but no one seems to notice it but Sasuke and Konohamaru. Yaoi! Chap 22 up

    and

    Sequel to ?Water' With time travel sworn off, they now returned to a completely destroyed Konoha. What?s the best way to raise money to get it rebuilt? Naruto x Gaara, Kakashi x Iruka, Sasuke x Konohamaru, Neji x Kiba, Yaoi Chap 19 up

    Just keep reading, only because it's gigantic it doesn't mean that it doesn't appear, the pairing it's there, it's just that the fic is too big.
     
  13. fuzzyfourears Inuzuka Hiromi

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    Oh! I see. ^^ Well..that Sasuke/Konohomaru kind of backs me up, lol, but now look what you did, I like the Kiba/Neji pairing now. lol. Might want to keep that hidden...^^
     
  14. Link and Luigi I own you.

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    Depends on how well an author/artist can make it work that makes it good.
     
  15. Therahedwig Parodie Nin

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    Finally some response!

    yep, you're correct!

    Nyarlathohep, thanks, I will add them to the list later...

    I can indeed remember a SasuIta, the sumanary was:
    If you delf deep enough into your soul, what will you find?
    It was also a bit SasuNaru,
    and it was praticaly like: Normaly sasuke fucks naruto, and when he goes to the basement, where he has itachi chained up, he fucks itachi...
    really weird...
     
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    Hanabi is definitely one of my favorite characters.... so I'm like (XD Wtf, NaruHanabi? Let's try it out... >_>)
    Turned up to be an excellent fic!! =D

    Nice list ^^
     
  17. Mizura Meh

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    Eh, so there really is a KazekagexHinata pairing in a fic. x_X I thought it might have have been a misinterpretation of the summary of a GaaraXHinata fic (in that fic, Gaara is Kazekage). Guess I was wrong, eh-heh. Great links by the way!

    Inoichi x Sakura? -_O
     
  18. Shiari Lurking around in the shadows.

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    I present to thee! Couples that more likely not see the light of day in Manga or Anime, but may see the light of day in Fanfictions!.... If some of these couples see the light of day in a fanfiction....I will have to kill the person, who wrote write them.(Note: There not Yaoi or Yuri pairings)

    Female Kakashi/Gai
    -.....I might read a fanfic with this couple.

    Female Gaara/Naruto
    -.....Um....

    Kankuro/Sakura
    -....Is that even possible?

    Female Kakashi/Itachi
    -*Duck under a rock before she is killed*

    Gaara/Ino
    -....<.<...>.>.....Can this even happen?

    Female Iruka/Kakashi
    -Interesting......I think.

    Female Sasuke/Naruto
    -.....Um......No comment.

    Iruka/Female Itachi
    -.....0_0!

    Itachi/Female Kisame
    -*Tried to imagine a Female Kisame*.....Ugly.

    Kimimaro/Female Udon
    -....Just creepy.

    Sondaime Saritobi/Female Orochimaru
    -That is JUST PLAIN WRONG!!!!

    Orochimaru/Sakura
    -....The HFIL!?!

    Orochimaru/Ino
    -.....veird.

    Tsunade/Sakon
    -.....O_o?

    Female Jiraiya/Orochimaru
    -......GAH! THIS IS AS WRONG AS Sondaime Saritobi/Female Orochimaru....*Tried to imagine a female Jiraiya*...O_O!

    Female Kabuto/Orochimaru
    -....Not as wrong as Sondaime Saritobi/Female Orochimaru or Female Jiraiya/Orochimaru.

    Anko/ Shino
    -.....Errr.....<.<..>.>.....Interesting?

    Jiroubou/Kurenai
    -...Can that even work?

    Naruto/Tenten
    -Huh?

    Kurenai/Kankuro
    -THE HECK!?

    Rock Lee/Temari
    -.The fangirl inside of me want to KILL Rock Lee, since Temari is Shikamaru's
    Fangirl side of me:....GRRR!

    Gamabunta/Ton-Ton
    -.......Err.........I will truely have to kill anyone, who tried to make a fanfiction of this couple.

    ....I am too lazy to see if these couple already posted.....
     
  19. Nyarlathotep Member

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    Never seen this one.

    Never seen this one.

    I've seen this one, thanks for reminding me of a weird pairing I still haven't added to the list.

    Never seen this one.

    I've seen a SakuGaaIno, does that count?

    Never seen this one, but Iruka is almost female already anyway so meh.

    I've seen this one in a fanfic before.

    Never seen this one.

    Never seen this one.

    Never seen this one before, and die for giving an ugly mental image.

    Never seen this one.

    I've seen this one like 3 times in a fanfic.

    Never seen this one.

    Never seen this one, and I don't want to.

    Never seen this one before, and you have a weird mind, die.

    I'm about this sure I have seen this one, but I'm pretty sure I've seen one where Oro's OC daughter called Kabuto mom but he was male.

    Never seen this one, and no, it isn't.

    Never seen this one, and I don't want to, Kurenai deserves trillions of times better.

    I've seen it like 10 times, it's actually becoming more or less common, and that's a good thing.

    Never seen this one, and I don't want to, Kurenai deserves millions of times better

    Never seen this one.

    Never seen this one.
     
  20. Shiari Lurking around in the shadows.

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    *****

    At least, Most of them aren't seen, And none of the one I will have to kill the person, who wrote that, are seen either.

    Edit: Hey, you said you have seen a Female Sasuke/Naruto.....Where is it? *Might read it*
     
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  21. BountyxHunter New Member

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    Some of the rare FF pairinings could happen in the Anime/Manga, if given the right moement.



    (fave pairing)Naruto/Tenten has been done a bit (less then NarutoTemari), there are a few good ones. I've seen at least 8 or so, three lemons. I do think Naruto/Tenten could work if Tenten wasn't so minor.

    Gaara/Ino has been at least three times. I just don't understand how it work, have they even talked?

    Orochimaru/Sakura it's been done at least once. It was a rape fic that's the pairing could work.


    Most of the time (if not all) when I male character is changed to a female it's normaly Naruto. So most if not all of the <name>/male haven't been done.

    The only one of the 5 sounds that has been in a strange pairing is Sakon with Naruto. I just don't see that working.

    For what I;ve seen Naruto hasn't been paired with these people

    -Sondaime ( hoep no one writes this)

    -any member of Konohomaru corp.

    - The forth

    - any member of the 5 sounds ( not counting Sakon)

    -Asuma

    -kin ( I''m kind of Surpised this hasn't been done yet)

    -Shizune( He was in a story the Shizune/Naruto hasn't come up yet)

    -Kisame

    I really do think there's more but I can't think of any.




    I just Really want to know how shika/Neji works, there is a better chance of Naruto/Ino.
     
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  22. serenatsukino Moon Princess

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    Wait-Why is there a Chouji/Akamaru but no Kiba/Akamaru! Now *THATS* a crack pairing! Especially since Akamaru can turn into ANOTHER Kiba...which (finally) gives me a chance to post Yon-Chan's question:

    If Kiba and Akamaru were to be set as a Crack pairing in a fic/doujin/whatnot, and Akamaru was in Kiba form...would it be Bestiallity? Moreso, would it be Masterbation?

    I wait for an answer...
    (And yes, I'm "serious"-No flames please)
     
  23. Sesshoumaru Lord of the Western Lands

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    There was this one fic where Sakon/Ukon was the bitch boy of the daughter of Orochimaru, which was supposedly spawned by him according to the summary. This fic was ANBU'd really quick.
     
  24. Nyarlathotep Member

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    It's right here.

    Man, I'm hovering around the 10000 words in the other post, I even had to delete some of my comments about some of the pairings, but I just had to put that GamaBuntaTsunade link there, I have a feeling the author is going to take it off because s/he made it for the V-day.
     
  25. Shiari Lurking around in the shadows.

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    *See GamaBuntaTsunade*....WHAT THE FREAKING HECK!? I hope for the author sake she/he does take it off.

    Edit: *look at the link*Hey.... It not at Female Sasuke/Naruto....it is Sasuke and Naruto.
     
  26. Nyarlathotep Member

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    It starts as one, doesn't it? I just checked the summary because it's been a long time since I last saw that one.

    What do you consider Female Sasuke/Naruto? That Sasuke was born female or that he uses Oiroke no Jutsu? I consider it the latter.
     
  27. Shiari Lurking around in the shadows.

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    Well, both I guess, But I would like to see a Female Sasuke/Naruto when Sasuke was/is born female....Now that is a scaring thought....I would think.

    Edit: *look at the fanfiction again* So that why he use the Oiroke no Jutsu.
     
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  28. Nyarlathotep Member

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    I only remember one fic where Naruto was born female and it was a SasuNaru.

    I've never seen one where Sasuke is born female and it's a SasuNaru or a NaruSasu though and I'm not surprised at all since Sasuke is, after Itachi, the most seme character in fangirls' minds.

    I blame the anime, they uke-fied Naruto to ridiculous proportions, it's just too much for the 90% of the yaoi fangirls' feeble minds and spirits. By the way, I can't even imagine how will the Naruto fanfiction section in ff.net will look like once the anime shows the end of the waterfall fight, it will be true chaos and destruction, I think only the day of the airing of the last episode of Digimon 2 would come close to how that day will look like.

    Completely offtopic:
    These last days, I've developed a strange liking for those 'Naruto x every female in the series' fics, if only one of them didn't end up as a NaruHina (my most hated pairing ever period) then I would have found my newest favorite type of fic.
     
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  29. ErikKoekkoek Writer of... stuff..

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    Er, I wrote that so called Naruko/Anko pairing fic; Altered Destiny. But as I pointed out in both A/N's of the chapters I've released so far, it's NOT Naruko/Anko, but Naruko/Hinata. Still weird, I'll admit that much.

    So er, please edit it or something so people won't get their hopes up, if they ever would anyway.

    Third chapter is incoming though, if anyone was wondering, it's currently being beta-ed.

    But hey, I am planning to write Anko/Naruto in the future though. It would just be too cool not to do.
     
  30. Therahedwig Parodie Nin

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    It's not that the anime ukefied naruto...It's the fact that they've atracted fan girls in the first place...

    Look at the lotr fandom, or the harry potter fandom...they're filled with sues, stupid slashes and other crap...I've never heard of a decent harry potter fanfic, that wasn't posted on a fansite...

    Next to that, 90% of the fangirls don't know the difference between a flame and a critical review...

    Well, to show how awfull fangirls can be, see here:
    "The Mystery Orochimaru Theatre Thread" On GAFF

    That is just sooo awful, not to forget that this fanfic would make half of the forum willing to kill something...
    ------------------------

    But anyway, it's because there's an anime of it...
    <Fangirl_psyche>(insert whiny voice)
    And besides, someone with baby blue eyes, and golden, almost sunlike, blond hair, just has to be uke...
    </Fangirl_psyche>
    BTW fanfiction.net did survive the manga valley of end, and believe it or not, there are fangirls that read the manga(though those are most of the time the age catergory of 18-29)

    The only thing that happend after the valley of end, was that a lot of people wrote some really angsty fanfiction, either about naruto getting raped by EBIL!sasuke, or some crap about naruto defeating sasuke, and then a lot of angst(read morning trends, and you'll understand)
    The second side effect was that parings like nejinaru and gaaranaru were getting popular(ugh, I hate those, 99% chance of having cute uke naruto...)
    And that a LOT of m/f's where being writen...

    Thank god it didn't increase the amount of itanaru's really, those are so wrong(especcialy when naruto likes it...*shiver* too wrong...)

    But sasunaru ain't that bad to read...if you avoid the highschool fics, the naru-uke meter will go down, and the best is indeed to pick fanfiction of the older fanfic writers...

    /End ramble
     
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