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Weirdest/Most Normal of Akatsuki

Discussion in 'House of Uzumaki' started by Lord Valgaav, Aug 27, 2018.

  1. Lord Valgaav Let the bodies hit the floor

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    Like the title says. Name the most weird/fucked up member and the most normal(by comparison).

    Obito- half his body is made of goo. Had grandiose dreams of hypnotizing the earth. Liked to kidnap babies and wasn't at all bothered by helping Itachi murder their clan(where he proceeded to kill more babies). Keeps all those eyes in pickle jars in his lab.
    Zetsu- humanoid venus flytrap that eats humans. Need I say more?
    Nagato-emaciated man with someone else's eyes in his head that wanted to build a super weapon to nuke other countries.
    Konan-zero personality. Zero character. Complete tool. So, typical shonen female.
    Itachi-commited genocide on his own clan and thought it was a good idea. Spared his kid brother from death yet proceeded to mentally fuck with him by making him relive the experiece over and over again. When they meet again years later he tells him to go away and breaks his wrist. Formulated a fail-safe in Naruto that would force Sasuke to protect the village he arguably made him leave in the first place. I could go on and on with this one.
    Kisame-freaky fish guy that knows way too much about sharks. Thought he could cut Naruto's legs off with a sword that only 'shaves'.
    Sasori-former human who chose to become a living puppet. Made puppet replicas of his parents so that he'd have someone to hug.
    Deidara-bomb terrorist who put his strongest explosive in his own body. Actually admires the puppet guy.
    Kakuzu-thought he was going to do anything to Hashirama. Has a heart fetish where he rips people's heart out and sews them into his back.
    Hidan-religious nut who drinks blood and loves to kill as a way to appease his idol god.
    Orochimaru-loves to experiment on humans without restraint. Active pedo and body snatcher who can at any point in time be an effeminate man, old woman, hot lady, or giant poisonous snake. Is a living hive for countless snakes which freaks even Zetsu out. Is obsessed with the two Uchiha boys.
    Sasuke-do I even have to say anything about this one? Where do I start? Will kill and put in positions to be killed, his friends and allies without care. Had an orgasm when he killed and tortured those Zetsu grunts. Actually chose to become Oro's apprentice. Instantly forgave the guy who fucked up his whole life, yet still wanted to kill Team 7.
    Suigetsu-sword obsessed water guy who is loyal to Sasuke for some reason.
    Juugo-homicidal maniac who is loyal to Sasuke because of Kimmimaro despite the fact that the two have nothing to do with the other.
    Karin-masochistic nutball who is obsessed with Sasuke.
     
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  2. Aduro Definitely not a villain.

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    Tricky to say. Half the ones with normal bodies had freaky personalities too. Originally Kishi planned for the whole group to be made up of inhuman monsters.
     
  3. Lord Valgaav Let the bodies hit the floor

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    And in that he succeeded.
     
  4. Nataly Богиња

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    Akatsuki have very special and dangerously dead abilities, which implies weird per se.
    So I would say Kakuzu was the weirdest and Nagato was the most normal
     
  5. AJBeckyBlissRollins Well-Known Member

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    Suigetsu to me seems the closest to being remotely normal.

    The most screwed up would be either Orochimaru or Obito.
     
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    The weirdest- Hidan. Dude was obsessed with his religion and killed people for no reason. 2nd would be Deidara(believed in his art too much and killed himself to show his greatest piece of work.

    The others, seem to be normal(Nagato and Konan wanted peaceful world, Kisame wanted to live in world without lies, and Obito wished to be happy).

    The most normal would be(IMO) Itachi(cared about Sasuke and his village till the end). Despite, commiting a lot of crimes, he still was sane. 2nd would be Konan,Nagato, and Obito(they had wicked vision of the world, but still meant well).
     
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    Deidara is the moat normal one. However wierd that sounds. :S
     
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    I’d vote Hidan as the weirdest and ..... can’t think of one who is normal. Maybe Konan.
     
  9. MaruUchiha The Fourth Six Paths

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    Obito is the weirdest cuz the goofy Tobi persona for no apparent reason

    Itachi is by far the most normal one, didn't even wanna be there he was just a double agent
     
  10. Aphrodite The Caterpillar became a Butterfly

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    Orochimaru hands down for weirdest and i would say konan was the most normal.
     
  11. Hitomi =^● ⋏ ●^=

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    most weird/fucked up members are Orochimaru, Kakuzu, Hidan, Sasori, Zetsu, and Kisame.
    somewhat weird/fucked up are Deidara, Obito, Juugo, and Karin.
    most normal (by comparison) are Suigetsu, Sasuke, Itachi, Nagato, and Konan.
     
  12. Aduro Definitely not a villain.

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    Kinda feel like Hidan wasn't that weird by Akatsuki standards. I mean he was crazy and awful. But its not exactly uncommon to see a serial killer who uses religious rationale committing fucked up artistic murders.

    Sasori on the other hand, he personally killed 300 people and turned their corpses into puppets, and wore one of them. He didn't even seem to show any remorse, or any sign that he thought about the moral implications of that. That's a hell of a lot more fucked up and abnormal that someone who was basically just a serial killer for hire.
     
  13. Lord Valgaav Let the bodies hit the floor

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    Reminds me of Ed Gein. :smoke
     
  14. Gin Ichimaru's Shadow Sanbantai taicho Ichimaru Gin

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    Leatherface, ya mean? :dupe
     
  15. Lord Valgaav Let the bodies hit the floor

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    Good call. But both wore human skin as clothes. Gein's choice was always women. He even made lamp shades with the leftovers.
     
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    Yeah, heard about that. He also had skulls at home. His story inspired director of TCM series. ^_^
     
  17. Lord Valgaav Let the bodies hit the floor

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    That's right, I forgot that. Theres so many fucked up series killers in history I was thinking leatherface was a real guy.
     
  18. SakuraLover16 Sakura + Sasuke = Sarada

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    Say what you guys want but Orochimaru is sexeh he/she/it has cake for days.

     
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    Everything can change in Narutoverse, but Oro will be Oro for all eternity. XD. ^_^
     
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    Glad that you are still alive. ^_^
     
  22. Lord Valgaav Let the bodies hit the floor

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    I'm barely hanging in. :explicat
     
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    Weirdest - Hidan
    Kakuzu
    Zetsu
    Kisame
    Orochimaru
    Sasori
    Nagato
    Deidara
    Konan
    Normal - Itachi
     
  24. SakuraLover16 Sakura + Sasuke = Sarada

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    It used to be my profile picture
     
  25. Lord Valgaav Let the bodies hit the floor

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    Thankfully I can hardly ever see those things clearly. :catshivers
     
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    Weirdest: All of them are weird as fuck.

    Most Normal: Itachi Uchiha and Konan
     
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    most normal - deidara
    weirdest - kakuzu
     
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    Normal would be Itachi/Deidara, as both seem relatively sane, and don't really go out of their way to seem like a monster.

    Weirdest, looking at Sasori, who was a normal human, then murdered his parents and turned his actual body into a puppet, all the while, living inside, yet another puppet.
    This dude belongs in his own movie.


     
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    He didn't kill his parents. Sakumo Hatake did that,
     
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    True, he's still Top Creep in my book, one step ahead of Orochimaru
     
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