Welcome to the Salty Spitoon. How savage are you? Recant for us some of your savage moments in your life. I'll kick if off with a simple one: I'm not particularly proud of it, but growing up I was a bit of a bully in school. In Jr. High, once school was done for the day, I'd always scope out my daily victim and find a way to stick my used gum on the back of their shirts. They never found out till they got home. I was really mean.