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Discussion in 'Konoha Country Club' started by Lord Valgaav, Oct 9, 2018.

  1. Lord Valgaav

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    Welcome to the Salty Spitoon. How savage are you?

    Recant for us some of your savage moments in your life.

    I'll kick if off with a simple one:

    I'm not particularly proud of it, but growing up I was a bit of a bully in school. In Jr. High, once school was done for the day, I'd always scope out my daily victim and find a way to stick my used gum on the back of their shirts. They never found out till they got home.

    I was really mean. :catcry
     
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    My savage moments? All back in the middle and high school days. I was a moody salty teenager girl with an attitude. In high school I kept getting into fights sophomore and freshmen year cause of the crowd I hung around as well as skipping detentions and getting in school suspensions (which is annoying as shit). However once junior year hit I got my act together in growing up a bit.
     
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    Thank you @Sassy! I thought my thread would die! :explicat
     
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    I don't know why, but as a kid from like 4-7 years of age, I liked to bite people. One was a family friend who was a few years younger than me and was also visiting my grandma. Chomped on his ear.
    Then second victim was my cousin was was a few months younger than me. Bit his back when my family and I were visiting his family. There might have been other instances, but I don't remember them or my parents didn't tell me about them.

    Another thing I remember about me being mean/savage is, back in middle school I would chase this girl around with a grasshopper or whatever insect I could find hahahaha. She'd run off screaming. That was fun.
     
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    In middle school i skipped gym class. :hm
     
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    When I was only 4 I knocked out my older sister's(who was 8) last baby teeth by shoving her into our swingset.

    Reason? Don't remember. But given our history together, she likely had it coming.
     
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    I stood up for myself for the first time at the age of 8 when i finally stopped taking shit from this kid who was flaming me with his friends and we had fisticuffs multiple times in a 3hour time span.
     
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    I pushed a younger boy down once for purposely killing a caterpillar. Another time I body slammed a boy, and he came up and hit me on the face. I don't remember why I did that but I couldn't stand that kid.
     
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    Back in elementary gym class, when we played basketball and someone would ask me if I wanted to be on their team, I'd always tell them, "Yeah, but hold on. Let me see if I can find someone better first.".

    :catshrug
     
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    not sure how savage you can say this is but it's comes my competitive side back when I was in high school on a class trip to Austin Park & Pizza (like main event only generic) during a match of laser tag in which I got little too intense there were two girls about 7 that happened to be in the same match wanting to do some cool jason bourne james bond type gunplay I grabbed one of them shot her in the chest and tried to shoot over her shoulder at the next one I missed her shoulder and slammed the laser gun into her face knowing I couldn't go back and if i did i wouldn't get the highest score so i shot the other girl and tagged her out and threw first one aside and ran off i think she fell
     
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    I was a class clown in middle school, I maintain middle school might be the most morally bankrupt time in a person s life. It was kill or be killed. You had to be funny and quick witted, and if you found your head on the chopping block, you did your best to redirect the focus onto someone else.

    I have done and said mad grimy shit to people back then, and had the same done to me.
     
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    In high school a girl kept doing something to me, I can’t remember what, that annoyed me. She wouldn’t stop so I grabbed a big bucket of water and threw it over her head

    I felt really bad afterwards, I think she just liked me :blobsad
     
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    Im a no life. Im extremely unathletic but i had a bit of a sarcastic streak to those who are dicks.

    Middle School had a guy who was a white supremacist bullying my black friend.

    I defend him, made fun of the guy from his hair to every word he says (it was almost as if he was a cliche bully from a cartoon)

    Later after school i walk home.

    He jumps me with like 4 other guys.

    I was walking with another black friend whos like a year younger than me.

    My poor friend and I got beat due to me spending 80% of my life playing Pokemon and super smash bros instead of going outside and my friend being a whole year younger.

    Did the natural thing, told principal, guy got in trouble, suspended.

    I didnt give a fuck.

    We were still in the same classes. I was in charge of trash duty at the end of every day.

    My mind: I can steal 1 text book (Not all so it doesnt seem too suspicious) and take it outside with the trash to chuck in.

    The guy gets in trouble for the 1st text book, has to pay like $80.

    Still a jerk, but depressed about his parents yelling at him for it.

    Repeat.

    Repeat.

    Repeat.

    Guy has to have conferences. Guy eventually gets expelled, probably for how he is and how much money ive racked up for him.

    I as a young child under the mindset of "Fuck his future and permanent record" could only play innocent when i see him one more time at Target where he was shopping with his mother.

    I went up to him and asked "Hey ______, Whereve you been? I havent seen you at school!"

    He gives me a hurt look.
    His Mom gives me a glare before directing it towards him.

    And thats how I ruined someone without having to touch them.
    Racist Jerk.

    Now let me in.
     
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    I beat battletoads.


    Without using any savestates.
     
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    Welcome brother. :troll
     
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    I took a shit in one of those honey buckets, at a construction site. Then went to eat some street tacos from a taco bus...without washing my hands.


    Probably not gonna go there again, because the tacos tasted shitty.
     
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    Because they tasted shitty. It's right there.
     
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    That's...not what I was questioning lol. Why take a dump at a construction site?
     
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    Too bad I was too scared of repercussions to really do anything to anyone. The "worst" thing I did as a kid in school was flip someone off when I got off the bus at my house. Older kid knocked on his window and flipped me off, so I flipped him back.

    I got written up for it, even though it wasn't on school grounds. Fuckers.

    Actually, I take that back. I did throw a CD player at somebody in the cafeteria, although it was more "aggressively sliding it across the table at them" than actually throwing it. Word got to my English teacher though, and thus became a running joke.
     
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