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What are your crackpot theories? And what crackpot theories have you heard from others?

Discussion in 'New Leaf' started by Bookworm, Sep 13, 2018.

  1. Bookworm Well-Known Member

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    This is a fun thread meant for throwing around theories that are way out there. Can't think of much in the way of theories at the moment, but when I do think of something I'll come back.
     
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    The "Hako is the reincarnation of Kaguya" Theory from Early 2018 4chan.
     
  3. Figo Active Member

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    Are crackpot theories the ones that are stupid and make no sense?
     
  4. Sequester Not the hero The Alley needs, but the hero The Alley deserves

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    Hmm.... Dunno, the crackiest theory of pot is when somebody came up with the notion that Sasuke had a baby with Karin, after that said, "bitch I am not having your crazy ass raising my daughter, you stay with Orochimaru." Then found Sakura and said, "hey you, you're kinda into me, right? How about you raise my baby by yourself with zero obligations to do so?"
     
  5. Bookworm Well-Known Member

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    something like that.
     
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  6. root eltiT resU motsuC

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    Well, in my brain the death god and cursed seals and otsutsuki are all closely connected. With their similar visual designs (horned demons sporting funky moving tattoos, something to do with life and death). Not sure if it's a crackpot theory, it's only vaguely supported by circumstantial evidence in the manga.

    This crackpot theory is one my girlfriend came up with because of course she did. But I like it. It makes sense:

    Kakashi is totally bisexual and has part time girlfriends all over the place. He totally had a thing in the past with Kiba's sister and with that girl from the ramen shop. His trauma's make it so he's unable to commit to a stable long term relationship though. And all the ladies run away when they see his book collection :catdance
     
  7. Suzutsuki Insert Bad Ship Pun Here

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    I used to have this headcanon that sometime in the distant past, there was an advanced civilization in NV that was wiped out testing a new superweapon. The survivors mutated and eventually developed chakra, with their descendants becoming ninjas. Many generations later, their past became a legend (Juubi = the superweapon, So6P = some researcher and such). Also, their world was separated from the rest of the universe by spacetime anomalies (which is why we never saw or heard about anything from beyond the few known countries). Anomalies were also the reason they had different climatic zones in such proximity to each other. Stuff like this.
     
  8. Wrecked Baloney Holy Water!

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    Jashin is an Ootsutsuki. Karin is Tobirama's descendant. Tonton is the real villain of Boruto.
     
  9. WorldsStrongest Genius, Billionaire, Playboy, Philanthropist

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    Naruto and Sasuke failed to stop Mugen Tsukuyomi and Boruto is everyone's fucking collective nightmare :dammit

    Not actually a theory i have, just the most rando junk i could come up with on short notice
     
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  10. Kiba's Slut Boy World's #1 Kiba Inuzuka Fanboy

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    This is one I had a long time ago. Naruto and Kiba are brothers, Minato banged both of thier Moms. Kiba's unknown "stepdad" is the one that ran away.

    This would be ideal :catprone
     
  11. Ultrafragor Well-Known Member

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    That the Byakugan and Sharingan sharing origins is a lie made up by the Hyuuga clan for.....I forget why they said.
     
  12. Raiden Not buying new Mortal Kombat game.

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    I think the Kaishin Koji=Jiraiya theory is crack. Jiraiya's ninja way won, and I don't see any evidence in the current world about why he would have turned a villain.
     
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    Shin and madara have the same MS power.
     
  14. SonOfMan Well-Known Menber

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    Jigen is Jashin
    Kawaki is Boruto & Saradas son from the future
    Naruto dies
     
  15. Seelentau The All-Knowing.

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    "Madara won"
    "Kaguya = Shinigami"
    "Tobi = Sasuke from the future"
    "Jiraiya = Kashin Koji"

    and almost everything else posted here, on the wiki or /r/naruto.
    I'm still in rehab from all that crack smh
     
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    Susano was a spiritual entity summoned from another dimension - in a similar fashion to the Shinigami and Pain's Prince of Hell.

    And that Juubito's sword was a spirit weapon with physical presence, fairly distinguished from the Totsuka which lacks a physical form, by Kishimoto, when he wrote it as his feelings empower the Sword.

    And many more.
     
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    Jashin being an Ootsutsuki isn't really that farfetched.
     
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    Tsunade slept with Kakashi during his Anbu days.
     
  19. Bookworm Well-Known Member

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    Hashi is white Zetsu
     
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    Hail! Jashin-sama, the Otsutsuki king. May he live forever.
     
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