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What bleach characters would never say

Discussion in 'Court of Pure Souls' started by Dave, Oct 14, 2006.

  1. Dave

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    just post stuff characters in bleach would never say like

    Ichigo: Orihime save me!

    Zengetsu: weres the bathroom in this place?

    Orihime: "I paid $500 for these implants and Ichigo still doesn't notice me."

    Byakuya when he first sees his shika: WHAT!?!? PINK!?!??! EWW!!!!!!!!

    zengetsu: so.......
    hollow ichigo: yeah.......
    zangetsu: wanna play go fish?
    hollow ichigo: SURE!!!!!!!
     
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    Ichigo: Hey, wanna fight?
    Kenpachi: No thanks.

    Byakuya: Just call me by my first name or just Byakuya-kun.

    Rukia: I hate Chappy the Rabbit. It's so childish.

    Yumichaka: I love ugly people.
     
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    Nemu: Mayuri-sama, you can kiss my white ass.
     
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    Orihime: STFU!
     
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    .. and that's the only one I can think of =/
     
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    Soi Fong : no thanks ....
     
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    Errrrr...
     
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    Kenpachi : OMG ! HE'S TOO STRONG !! I'm scared... *shivering in foetal position*

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    Yamamoto : ouch, my legs... and I need a new diaper...
     
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    Chad: 1 sp33k in l337 l4ngu4g3... :p
     
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    motsumoto in mirror: THATS WHAT I LOOK LIKE!?!?!? i need to put on more CLOTHS!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    zaraki kenpachi-I am a such a girl.
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    Hitsugaya to Matsumoto

    Hitsi: Matsumoto...I have some...uhm..Work for you in my bedroom
     
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    renji to his bankai: i dont like snakes
     
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    orihime: i dont like hair clips.....-_-'
     
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    Orihime: My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard.
     
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    "I love penises"
    ~ Kon

    "My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
    And their like
    It's better than yours,
    Damn right it's better than yours,
    I can teach you,
    But I have to charge"
    ~ Kuchiki Byakuya
     
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    Hollow Ichigo: Ichigo, let's be friends!

    :oh........
     
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    Byakuya: this scarf is liek ugly, and this sword is liek EWWWW
    and i was liek NO WAY!!!!!
     
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    Ichigo talkin to Rukia
    Ichigo: I love Chappy so much, dont you.
    Rukia:No...i dont, Chaapy is for children.
     
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    Tatsuki: Come here Ichigo, give me a hug...

    Ichigo: Save her? Nah, her problems...

    Byakuya: Fuck nobility!! Let's party!

    Renji: Oh em gee, Ichigo, you're badass!

    Zaraki: GTFO, you li'l shit! (to Yachiru)

    Chad(Never understood, Sado or Chad?): You give me that cold look? I'm gonna fuck you up, bitch!

    Yeah, they sucked :p
     
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