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cursed what was the point of the dinosaurs existing and dying

Discussion in 'The Alley' started by E, Sep 11, 2019 at 3:30 AM.

  1. E

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    Was reading about how the asteroid that killed them was the same as millions of nukes, and 75% of life died, alot of it slowly and painfully, so im just like, what the fuck and why the fuck? Like dead serious, life existed and got wiped off for the lulz and then this was just one little shitdirt planet and there are millions and billions of other planets and asteroids knocking the shit out of each other like nothing and everything here means jack fucking shit to the universe and one day the sun is gonna eat everything and then it will die too so what was the whole point?
     
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    Does there have to be a point?
     
  3. E

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    Thats what makes it the more frustrating, that there isnt one
     
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    It's not like that was the first mass extinction. Also it wasn't an asteroid.
     
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    Worth finding meaning in the journey, that's life. Legacy is nice but none of that is our concern after we're gone.
     
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    So that cool kids could obsess over them
     
  7. Everlong

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    the asteroid sent dinosaurs into space where they evolved into space dinosaurs and eventually sent their biologicoal experiments back to earth (HINT: its us!!)
     
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    reptalleyans
     
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    Here's the whole story

    Dinosaurs existed
    They went extinct
    Lots of time passed
    They got fossilised
    They were turned into fossil fuels
    Fossil fuels turned into petrochemicals
    Petrochemicals turned into plastics
    People made plastic dinosaurs

    Real dinosaurs only existed to make plastic dinosaurs, the same thing is happening to people
     
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    All things must come to an end. But in their wake something new and exciting can come forth. They are long dead but not forgotten.
    The cycle must go on. The circle born anew.
     
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    They insisted on disbelieving in god and live a sinfull life so he gave them the sodom and gomorah treatment to punish their heretic behavior.

    Amen.




    :blobdevil
     
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    idk about u but things not having a point, life not having a point, etc. is actually more relieving to me than it is worrisome for others

    it means u can shitpost and meme and p much do w/e u want
     
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    Those beasts were ruling the god damn planet. Someone had to press the reset button so that Star-Childs can land and safely evolve.
     
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    so from your point of view, all dinosaurs should die, right?

    all of them, no exception :lbj
     
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    we all die until we are dead
     
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    HEATHENOSORUS SHOULD KNOW THEIR PLACES.

    Well a group of them still survived because they were pious. But some of their offspring turned from the rightious path.

    God cursed them and made them slaves and food suply to the children of Adam. And this is how we have KFC.
     
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    no exceptions :kobe
     
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    AND WE ARE NEXT :pepehype
     
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    If we're lucky
     
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    based ub
     
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    Lmao you bastard :hestonpls

    Btw , I'm not the original source.

    Everything I said cames from @A Optimistic 's book commentary on the holy scriptures.

    So take it with a grain of salt.
     
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    So when are some of UB's drawings getting turned into official emotes?

    Specifically the smoking bluebird and the relaxing lizard
     
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    Dinosaur have an advanced civilisation and they develop a weapon 100x more terrifying than our current nuke and kill off each other.
     
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    Also it's not the first mass extinction, the Permian extinction before the dinosaurs arrive is much more worst.
     
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    DONT RUIN MY GOOD TIME MORI :blobree
     
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    open the door get on the floor
     
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    life is a lesson, you learn it when you're through
     
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    Dinosaurs aren't real. They're a myth like the Tooth Fairy, Bigfoot, and Aliens.
     
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