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What's the stupidest thing you've bragged about?

Discussion in 'The NF Café' started by Reznor, Aug 14, 2005.

  1. Reznor Supporting Staff

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    Me, I don't tend to brag a whole lot, but when I do.... it is for stupid things, instead of actual accomplishments.

    Mine include:
    • bragging about my leet skills in SSMB and Mario World... to girls... more than once
    • being the most powerful in my physics class
    • more to come!
     
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  2. ninamori

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    I bragged about choking on soda.

    I think I did, atleast.

    *needs to buy a better brain*
     
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    RPG, anime, and things like that plus girls doesn't work...
     
  4. Gooba

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    - Completing the Gallon Challenge in 15 minutes.
    - My skills at speedrunning singleplayer Goldeneye for the N64.
    - Staying awake for 79 hours.
    - Being able to break 3 boards with a punch.

    All those are pretty pointless and stupid.
     
  5. Zerolok

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    I bragged that I could ride 100 m.p.h. on my bike when I was five. I even had the "speedometer" (in actuality it was a piece of plastic with a randomnly spinning arrow that somtimes hit the one hundred mark) to prove it.
     
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    I brag about being the biggest Cham Cham and Chrono Trigger fan. I brag about my elite parrying skills in Street Fighter 3. I brag about taking a useless character like May in GGXX and making her my best character and destroying people with her in competitions. I don't talk about this much, but when someone tries to question my intelligence, I tend to brag about my being diagnosed as a genius when I was 2 years old. That's useless, because I don't act like a genius part at all. :)

    I don't brag much but I feel strongly about those stupid things.
     
  7. Kno7

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    I bragged about
    -staying awake for more than 46 hours..(wthGgooba..79?:blink:oh)
    -restraining myself from..you know..:p for a month (well actually 28 days..)

    I'll post more once I remember.
     
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    i bragged that im lazy to my teachers?

    I guess you can call it bragging..
     
  9. Crowe

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    That i was able to get drunk after drinking 4 beers, was really wasted.

    & That i touched my teachers boobs when i was in 4th grade. (accidently tho) XD
     
  10. Chamcham Trigger

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    If she was pretty then props to you, if she was not then I feel for you man I really do.

    I bragged for winning a bad dance contest. Well it wasn't a real contest, we were bored since our teacher was gonna be late so we tried to see who could dance the worst and I won.
     
  11. Reznor Supporting Staff

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    I used to brag about my IQ. Then I realized that was stupid as hell to brag about. :O
     
  12. Chamcham Trigger

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    Ahh a fellow high IQ guy that's smart enough to know that it's stupid to brag about it. It's good to know similar people. Cool Phantom Brave Avatar too. Laharl is cooler than Ash tough:p
    EDIT: I bragged about getting detention for a whole month, boy was that stupid....especially since my parent's over heard and were pissed that I was proud of it.
     
  13. Jones

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    how many times i masturbated in one night. (7, i know, kinda noobish) then my friend beat me. so i couldnt brag about it anymore.
     
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    I guess the stupidest stuff I brag about would be game related like Tekken, or SSBM like the creator of the thread.
     
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    Counter stike.........i used to brag on and on about how i got frags n head shots n crap to my noob friends. If you have seen the purepwnage ( ) series then just imagine doug with hair and that would be me a year ago.

    very sad
     
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    Well...you beat me...so reps for you.
     
  17. lekki

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    I brag about my Tekken and Soul Calibur Skills.
    And I dare you to take me on at Fifa Soccer:)
     
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    counterstrike ... how i`m so good at my age and i can kick alotta` ppls' ass. `;\ and then i find a guy thats my age thats better than me when i started playing earlier than him and get my brother to teach me how to aim and stuff. and hes still better than me. `;p
     
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    yeah i bragged in w.o.w when i was only level 11 haha
     
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    I bragged about Settlers of Catan...

    Then I was defeated
     
  21. Phancy Pants

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    I bragged up falling into a garden pond at 11 at night. I don't know why I did that.
     
  22. Kyuubi Naruto

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    I bragged about my Tekken skills all the time. And eatting my food faster then my brother.
     
  23. cygnus

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    I'm modest personally...













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    the stupidest thing i've bragged about would be a flash animation i did for a school assessment. lol o_o
     
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    MY IQ until another asian came to school
    my SSBM skills. but only jokingly

    damn why do asians have to be smart?
     
  26. Reznor Supporting Staff

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    Because they send the smart ones to other countries.
     
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    Braging about the speed of my computer to my gf who reads Cosmo... -_-;;
     
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    My friend bragged about how little work he did at school
     
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    To my friends, I always brag about the size of my penis LOL
     
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    It is quite ironic how they tend to become stupid once they go back to thier country, or to college. :p
     
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