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Where does Jiraiya get his info?

Discussion in 'Konoha Library Archives' started by rorykage, Oct 16, 2006.

  1. rorykage Too Cool for Ninja School

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    I hope this is in the right section.

    I had wondered for a while where Jiraiya gets all of his info, how he keeps on top of the movements of Akatsuki and Orochimaru without getting caught. A while ago, a friend and I thought about it and we could only draw one decent coclusion: hookers!

    some of you may be thinking that "of course two guys in their early twenties are gonna solve their dilemna with hookers", but seriously, a naked woman can inside info that no standard spy would be able to acquire.

    now some of you may be thinking that Akatsuki and Orochimaru have bigger concerns than ramantic/sexual pursuits and I agree. Although, Zetsu and Sasori have had subordinates, who really knows how many? The other Akatsuki members may well have subordinates, and Orochimaru definitely has them. So now we have a handful of ninja/basic human beings with basic human desires (ie: sex) who have inside info on memebers of Akatsuki, as well as possible activities that Akatsuki has been up to. It is unreasonable for any logical person to assume that ALL of these possible ninja value Akatsuki over sex. Someone (or many people) who works indirectly for Akatsuki as a subordinate is leaking info to his favorite hookers so that they'll think he's a "big man", you see it all the time in gangster movies.

    So basically, in his years of travelling the world, Jiraiya has become "acqainted" with the world's finest prostitutes. And currently, whenever he leaves Konoha on missions to "gather information" he travels to see his most trusted whores and see what new info they can give him (amongst other things...).

    Essentially, Jiraiya is pimpin' for info
     
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  2. Rhaella nothing but the rain

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    I don't get the impression that most of these guys are into girls. XD

    Oro at least can have an orgy whenever he wants. >_>
     
  3. Missing_Nin missing ninja

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    guys will not work on orochimaru. seems the Akatsuki is also an all sausage fest party. so i guess you're wrong.
     
  4. I Я Reckless! shoot 'em dead

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    He gets his info from whores, who may or may not be female shinobi in disguise.
     
  5. rorykage Too Cool for Ninja School

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    haha, Akatsuki could certainly their own float in the pride parade, but re-read the post, i was referring to their subordinates leaking the info.
     
  6. Al?l? Sweet dreams

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    Same palce as everyone else... wikipedia and google.
     
  7. The Fourth Hokage Shinobi Perfection

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    Jiraiya developed a jutsu when he was a child, I can't remember the name of it. He mentions it during the flashback where we see him tied to the log and Sarutobi tells him to be more like Orochimaru.

    It's a jutsu that he used for peeping and he brags to Sarutobi that while using this jutsu he has never been discovered. If he created that jutsu when he was around 10 years old, I'm sure he got it to the level of spying on S-class shinobi over about 40+ years
     
  8. kuchiyoseNOjutsu Badass

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    Jiraiya has some "she-male" connections as well.
     
  9. rorykage Too Cool for Ninja School

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    well put.

    but hookers is funnier
     
  10. Nahrootoe is cooler than sliced bread.

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    That's what I was going to say. Jiraiya developed an S-Class spy jutsu that would more than likely be extremely difficult to detect, even for someone like Zetsu, AL, or Itachi.
     
  11. Irisheyez Clover Village

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    Even bad guys enjoy women.

    It's that simple.
     
  12. Rokudaime Active Member

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    probably Jiraiya killed some Akatsuki member and henged into them ..or Jiraiya is AL by himself. He just love to make drama.
     
  13. geG Very Rude

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    Jiraiya is Tobi.

    Or Blue-Hair.

    Or Kakuzu.

    Or Itachi.
     
  14. Mider T Busting in and out of guts

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    ..................his source(s).
     
  15. Shinnou Genkaku It must be true if I say it

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    Hes fucking the female member of akatsuki....and maybe doing a favor or two for one of the males
     
  16. BlaZeR Oh yeah?

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  17. Sci-Fi Active Member

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    He reads the "Naruto Theories" section at this forum...lol...j/k
     
  18. Hell On Earth Pervy Sage

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  19. Di@BoLik Who turned the lights off?

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  20. marchingtyrants i lick kisame's paddle pop

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    tsk tsk, jiraiya and his ghetto hos and brothel....
     
  21. Azure-kun Banned

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    most likly he has a special spying jutsu he uses on his frogs....that or hoes...
     
  22. Shishi-O Oda Is God

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    damn, i read your post and you took my answer.:(

    good post and thread though.:)
     
  23. Chatulio Senex

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  24. Azure-kun Banned

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    I was just thinking that.:oh
     
  25. Dennis Pedersen Member

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    well , he IS a pimp. Who knows , maybe Akatsuku likes to hit the town now and then ;)
     
  26. Kinjishi Well-Known Member

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    .......oh man..........so this is what the naruto forums have come to. this junk doesnt belong here. stop wasting internet space.:notrust
     
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