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Where would they be irl?

Discussion in 'House of Uzumaki' started by Lord Valgaav, Oct 10, 2018 at 11:31 PM.

  1. Lord Valgaav Atomic Sables!

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    If Naruto characters existed in real life, where would they be? What would they be doing?

    Take away the chakra and jutsu and other supernatural shit. Going soley off personalities and interests, etc.

    For example:
    -Ei and Bee would be tag team wrestling champions
    -Bee would be a whack rapper
    -Gai would be a kung fu movie star
     
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    Ideally, in most cases? In therapy.
     
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    Can't argue with that.
     
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    Chouji would be in the hospital for heart disease.
     
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    Madara, Itachi, Obito, Sasuke would be in serious therapy.

    I guess all medical shinobis would be working in hospital.

    Kiba would be a dig breeder. Shikamaru, and Shino would be scientists. Ino would work for Victoria Secret. Lee would teach kung fu with Gai. Kakashi would be a failed novelist and instructor of some kind. Neji would be saving kids in Africa. Hinata would be a housewife. Naruto would own a ramen restaurant.
     
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    He breeds Digletts?
     
  7. SupremeKage Hunter x Hunter > ur fave

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    Itachi will be in the hospital officially diagnosed with aids
     
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    Fuu would be locked up in my closet :kaga
     
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    If ?
    Black Zetsu is in New Guinea !
     
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    That is without a doubt the worst thing I've ever had the displeasure to witness in all my life. I will now go gouge my eyes out with a rusty spoon.
     
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    Madara would be a drag queen, he is just that flamboyant.
     
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    Orochimaru will be a known sex offender :hm
     
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    He kinda already is in-verse. :catshrug
     
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    Kakashi would be a high ranking CIA Officer
     
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    Could see the Hyuugas working in clinics or hospitals. Much quicker than X-rays.
     
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