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Where would they be irl?

Discussion in 'House of Uzumaki' started by Lord Valgaav, Oct 10, 2018.

  1. Lord Valgaav I'll bite ya

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    If Naruto characters existed in real life, where would they be? What would they be doing?

    Take away the chakra and jutsu and other supernatural shit. Going soley off personalities and interests, etc.

    For example:
    -Ei and Bee would be tag team wrestling champions
    -Bee would be a whack rapper
    -Gai would be a kung fu movie star
     
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    Ideally, in most cases? In therapy.
     
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    Can't argue with that.
     
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    Chouji would be in the hospital for heart disease.
     
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    Madara, Itachi, Obito, Sasuke would be in serious therapy.

    I guess all medical shinobis would be working in hospital.

    Kiba would be a dig breeder. Shikamaru, and Shino would be scientists. Ino would work for Victoria Secret. Lee would teach kung fu with Gai. Kakashi would be a failed novelist and instructor of some kind. Neji would be saving kids in Africa. Hinata would be a housewife. Naruto would own a ramen restaurant.
     
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    He breeds Digletts?
     
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    Itachi will be in the hospital officially diagnosed with aids
     
  8. Lillianne von Phoenix I wanna be a mobile supercomputer

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    Black Zetsu is in New Guinea !
     
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    That is without a doubt the worst thing I've ever had the displeasure to witness in all my life. I will now go gouge my eyes out with a rusty spoon.
     
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    Madara would be a drag queen, he is just that flamboyant.
     
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    He kinda already is in-verse. :catshrug
     
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    Kakashi would be a high ranking CIA Officer
     
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    Could see the Hyuugas working in clinics or hospitals. Much quicker than X-rays.
     
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    Rock Lee and Might Guy would be fitness trainers.

    Wake up in the morning and feel the burn.

    Fucking punch rocks man.

    Fucking weighted clothes.

    Holy fuck, were going to handstand walk around the city.

    Mother of god, my eyebrows can now start doing push ups.
     
  17. Silnaem This Time is not Ours to save

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    I see them using their skills to get into influential positions and leading society thusly
     
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