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Who's gay, and who's just faking?

Discussion in 'The NF Café' started by Nybarius, Dec 3, 2005.

  1. Nybarius

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    This is getting really confusing.

    You know what I'm talking about -- if not, read the frikkin' thread title! I would like to know which forum members are actually gay, and which are just faking for effect.

    Case Studies.


    Hetero. Zeh. Although his chubby cheeks belie an excess of estrogen, I am assured that he is all man. Recently a girl popped his cherry and they totally did it! (She's like, 16, too, and so that's totally hot).

    Not sure: KK. He seems to have a propensity for 14 year old girls, however, since I don't know if he's gay or not, I am unsure whether to view this as raging pedophelia, or a cute desire to be a little girl's "gay boyfriend" or "gay daddy". I'm guessing he's joking about the gay thing, since I vaguely remember he has a girlfriend or something? But he might mean it in the sense of ":omg I totally got together with my girlfriend and we went shopping for shoes until we dropped!"

    Certified Homosexual: I bet you thought I'd say chamcham h-- er, chamchamtrigger, eh? WRONG! BZZT! WRONG! In-coh-reck! The truth is, chamcham is cool peoples, and the "homothugger" joke got blown way out of proportion. (Of course I'll be cracking more soon, but just saying, it's been old for a while.) I'm really not sure if anybody on this board is openly gay! If you'd like to come out of the closet, I will be the first to make you feel welcome, by singing a modified R Kelly song for you. I am rather certain of two members being lesbians (not occa and KnK, they're bi I think--love conquers all, eh? :)), however lesbians don't tend to crack all the "omg put a big cock in my ass h3h3h3h3 I transgressed social boundaries" jokes.

    This post is NOT meant in any way to encourage bigotry or homophobia, which I find distasteful (except if it's really funny). IMO, sexuality is a spectrum, not a binary operation, and people have all sorts of tendencies, but tend to fall on one side or the other. That's cool -- I just wanna separate out the fakers from the authentic.

    To those who would say "why does it matter?" --> It doesn't, really, I'm just curious.

    PS: OJ SIMPSON === NOT GUILTY!
     
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  2. Lord Yu

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    OJ is guilty dammit! I saw him admit it somwhere on film!
     
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    pfft, thats nothing, I saw him do it

    but ill be damned if I sell out juice
     
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    Anyone who thinks OJ is guilty deserves to be shot. I hope one day the real killers are found.
     
  5. Nybarius

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    Do y'all remember where you were when you heard the OJ verdict?

    (Had your nuts / breasts dropped yet?)
     
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    I believe there was a thread like this once before, though I have no idea as to where it has fallen in the field (ie: I'm too lazy to search).

    I wouldn't exactly say I'm heterosexual, though I do have a girlfriend of 2 1/2 years. But I'm most definitely not homosexual, either. I would say I'm fairly bisexual as far as putting me on a specific side. Though, I really don't care what people's interest is, I'm fine with it.

    Good idea alleviating the confusion though, Nyb. :amuse

    Edit/P.S.

    OJ = Guilty x 10189
     
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    Oj was so guilty! damn it >=[[[

    im a hetero girl ^_^
     
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    OJ was neither. He was a monkey.
     
  9. Lord Yu

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    on topic I'm completely heterosexual. But I have kissed a guy before as a joke, it was on the cheek, he was wearing a kiss me I'm irish shirt I couldnt resist, it was a friend of mine.
     
  10. Nybarius

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    Prediction: pretty soon a heterosexual will come in this thread, post a Black Gai pic or something, and say something like "OMG I <3 SAUSAUGE UP MY AZZ LOL!"
     
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    Prediction:
    Clockwork will post himself.
     
  12. Lord Yu

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    Dont tempt me Nybs
     
  13. Nybarius

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    Dude, roffl attack.
     
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    Ah-ha XD

    As the narrorator in Mortal Kombat would say, "Perfect".
     
  16. Nybarius

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    I made it myself, if anybody wants to use it as a sig feel free (but um host it yourself) :)

    So anybody here have sexual thoughts about the same sex sometimes?
     
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    Do animals count?

    Sarcasm​
     
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    Man sometimes I feel like humping anything that moves. Even if it don't.
     
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    somone call the humane society. NOW
     
  20. Nybarius

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    Will they provide us with animals to hump (humanely)???!?!? :nuts

    pant pant pant
     
  21. earthshine

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    yup, they will give you a big gay dog named lucky
     
  22. Nybarius

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    :omg ??



    Errr re: OJ it's sort of funny how he was as white as any black guy had ever been, but then when he needs to look sympathetic after killing his wife, he plays the black card immediately. Shameful.
     
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    I can smell the ass from here. :omg :barf
     
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    oh, this is pr()n thread?... wrong section :cool.

    I was remember that guy is famous killer. this is thread confused me a bit...
     
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    Come on...who hasn't? :tem

    Come on....Of course O__O
     
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    OMG I <3 SAUSAUGE UP MY AZZ LOL!

    What is wrong with you people? That's been up in the air for ages....
     
  27. Nybarius

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    MK, please tell us: would you give'em a protein pop, or are you just faking the fungus?

    EDIT: ask and you shall receive l0l
     
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    Would I give'em the protein pop?

    Would I?!
     
  29. Nybarius

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    Would you....

    Spoiler:
    put a candy bar, up your anus?
     
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    Ooh fudge packin!
     
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