This is getting really confusing. You know what I'm talking about -- if not, read the frikkin' thread title! I would like to know which forum members are actually gay, and which are just faking for effect. Case Studies. Hetero. Zeh. Although his chubby cheeks belie an excess of estrogen, I am assured that he is all man. Recently a girl popped his cherry and they totally did it! (She's like, 16, too, and so that's totally hot). Not sure: KK. He seems to have a propensity for 14 year old girls, however, since I don't know if he's gay or not, I am unsure whether to view this as raging pedophelia, or a cute desire to be a little girl's "gay boyfriend" or "gay daddy". I'm guessing he's joking about the gay thing, since I vaguely remember he has a girlfriend or something? But he might mean it in the sense of " I totally got together with my girlfriend and we went shopping for shoes until we dropped!" Certified Homosexual: I bet you thought I'd say chamcham h-- er, chamchamtrigger, eh? WRONG! BZZT! WRONG! In-coh-reck! The truth is, chamcham is cool peoples, and the "homothugger" joke got blown way out of proportion. (Of course I'll be cracking more soon, but just saying, it's been old for a while.) I'm really not sure if anybody on this board is openly gay! If you'd like to come out of the closet, I will be the first to make you feel welcome, by singing a modified R Kelly song for you. I am rather certain of two members being lesbians (not occa and KnK, they're bi I think--love conquers all, eh? ), however lesbians don't tend to crack all the "omg put a big cock in my ass h3h3h3h3 I transgressed social boundaries" jokes. This post is NOT meant in any way to encourage bigotry or homophobia, which I find distasteful (except if it's really funny). IMO, sexuality is a spectrum, not a binary operation, and people have all sorts of tendencies, but tend to fall on one side or the other. That's cool -- I just wanna separate out the fakers from the authentic. To those who would say "why does it matter?" --> It doesn't, really, I'm just curious. PS: OJ SIMPSON === NOT GUILTY!