Pervert Level: 9.5(Out of 10) Ok, the thread title is the PG-friendly version of the real thread title; Who would you marry in Naruto, who's your *fuck buddy*, and who would you have as a friend with benefits? This thread is perverted, yes, but it is Lady-compatible as well so don't be scared to post your favorite guys(or girls). So I will repeat the question again; Who would you marry, who would you 'see' on the side(read: PG version of *fuck buddy*), and who's a friend with benefits? Marriage Material: Hinata: She'd take care of you and serve you tea! I could tell by the way she likes Naruto that she'd support you no matter what you decided to do. She also likes to do naked dances on the River to add spice to the relationship! Her shy personality would make me feel bad to have her as a friend with benefits and it'd make me feel like a complete asshole to 'love-her-and-leave-her' as a *fuck buddy*. She's like the Naruto version of Nemu. Loyal, submissive, and hot. Shizune: She has that 'girl-next-door' look to her. She's hot. Yeah....OH, oh and she's also supportive, but also knows when to voice her own opinion when she disagrees with something you say. She's loyal because if she loves you enough then she would leave her home to follow you. She could hold her own physically as well. Being a medical ninja is a major plus... I'll give her that sexual healin' for the rest of our lives, for richer or poorer... Friends With Benefits: Sakura: Too friendly to simply love-and-leave but too damn tempersome to be married to. She fits perfectly here. She could have wifey qualities but also freaky ones : *Fuck Buddy* Tayuya. That's it, are you kidding me? She's perfect FB material! No marriage, no friendship, no connections, just exchange of bodily fluids whenever I call. In the bedroom this girl would talk so dirty to me...Her mouth and the way she acts puts her firmly in the FB position.: Call her every other day when I'm in the mood. I probably would marry this girl... :amazed Ok, now that my perverted fantasies have been broadcasted to the rest of the NarutoFanverse, you people may now voice your opinions as well. Remember the three titles of Marriage, Friends w/ Benefits, and an FB(word is so dirty if said more than several times in one post.) And ladies, this thread can be for yall, too! **EDIT** \\Warning// That's all.