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Why do people's noses bleed when they think perverted thoughts?

Discussion in 'The NF Café' started by Luckey, Nov 27, 2005.

  1. Luckey

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    I have NEVER had this happen to me ever in my entire life, yet, I see it in anime ALL the time. What is the cause of this?
     
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  2. nah-nah

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    It's just a joke in Japanese culture.

    I think it's the fact that when you get turned on, you get all hot and bothered... And it raises your blood pressure so high that your nose starts to bleed.

    Something like that.

    But yeah, I have high blood pressure and my nose bleeds all the time. That doesn't mean I'm horny all the time though.

    >.> Or does it?
     
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    Yeah, nah-nah is right. Their blood pressure gets so high that their nose starts to bleed. :nosebleed
     
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    perhaps high blood pressure from eating too much salty food?? =OO
     
  5. furious styles

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    hmm...reminds me of a funny story i once told that bath-house convo thread members may recall...
     
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    you weren't there. it's not really a story i can tell here.
     
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    hehe..its not real its just in animes..
     
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    I think it's also a joke on the saying to stop staring or your nose will bleed.
     
  10. furious styles

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    i wont tell the full story, but needless to say it happened to me once. :laugh
     
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    It's a symbol of erection
     
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    Then why.. Sandaime is old..
    ...
    D:

    I guess being a ninja makes you vital troughout your entire life, no?
     
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    My blood pressure gets high in the cock region.
     
  14. Efraim Longstocking

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    ^ Recon that... The pressure gets kinda low in the rest of my body and I occasinally faint..
    I have never had nose-bleed in my life... Not even when I get punched.
     
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    Well, i know this might seem a bit perverted for the younger People, but bear with me. I tried my best.


    Spoiler:
    It has been proven that asian people have slightly smaller penis size then those in the western side. Not everybody in asia, but a large quantity. Since japan knows this fact, they make it so that because of their small penis, the large quantity of blood thats supposed to go to the penis ends up in the nose.


    Thus, inventing the "Perverted Nose Bleed"
     
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    So many theories, so little time.. :p
     
  17. Kyratashi

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    Hahahahah XDXDXD

    I think the inherent meaning is something like the sight the (soon to be XD) bleeder watches is so overwhelming (I dunno... to his brain? XD) that it causes a physical reaction (physical distress I guess) XDXD
    Like in the brain can't compute such a sight so it overheats XDXDXD and causes bleeding >_>;;;;
    Ok, gonna shut up now XD
     
  18. Luckey

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    Many theories, but not answers!
     
  19. rimpelcut

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    there are people with sensative noses or something that get nose bleeds when in stress, even very little.
     
  20. Rui

    In short and simple words, why do people's noses bleed when they think perverted thoughts?
     
  21. nah-nah

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    Wait a second, who said that my answer was a theory?

    ...Geez. I guess people don't read others' posts anymore.
     
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