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Why doesn't Jairiya have any STD's?

Discussion in 'House of Uzumaki Archives' started by tajoh111, Aug 5, 2005.

  1. tajoh111

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    IT seems like he fools around with along of women, alot of them prositutes. So why doesn't he have an STD by now.

    Man herpes, the cleft, syphillis, Gonerea, AIDs, or anything. He should have some by now. Heck when he goes to those women, does he really just go get information?

    Did Tsunade give him medicine. I can't imagine she would.
     
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    He protects his member with chakra.
     
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    Tsunade gave him the ultimate handjob and Willie Nelson has never been the same.
     
  4. I'm with Stupid

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    When, in any anime or manga, has a character EVER contracted an STD?
     
  5. G. Hawke

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    One thing and one thing only.
    ...........Chakra Condom no Jutsu.
    Works everytime. :D
     
  6. Kakashi_Love inactive

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    well, let this be the first!
    I think he does have it....:oh
     
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    Sannin wise, I thought Orochimaru was more STD worthy...since he has a whole village to himself. >_>
     
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    It is true no one in Anime history or Manga history for that matter has contracted any STD. Would be interesting to see it happen. But truly is a worthless at this point of the storyline.
     
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    Ditto PF, but it would be funny to see Jiraiya doing STD pill commercials in Narutoverse.
     
  10. tajoh111

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    Noone has, but usually those character get close to a lady but don't quite get there.(the pervert who doesn't get laid)

    Well Jairiya on the other hand sleep with lots of women and they are prositutes. So he should get them. Heck he should be even spreading it around to other prositutes too.
     
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    I don't know if he actually touches women, from seeing him, he looks more than touches haha! You know how japanese are, always peeping
     
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    Whaddya mean no STDs? Ebisu, Sandaime, Jiraiya and Iruka all have or had the thrid stage of syphilis hence the chronic nose bleeds whenever they got excited:)

    Kimimaro died from AIDs being the pimp he was, he screwed one too many.

    And Oro is actually wearing a lot of foundation to hide his herpes sores.:amuse
     
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    condom no jutsu?
     
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    who says he doesn't he have some?
     
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    what do you think that spot is its the start of herpes
    cowabunga is so late eightys
     
  16. Takeru_Kamiya

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    I pretty sure thats what Kimimaro died of
     
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    I think a Sannin would know how to protect himself from any "ill effects" of his research. :spaz
     
  18. Toiletnojutsu

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    Cause kishi likes jiraya.

    Syphillis no jutsu would be kickass tho.
     
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    I think the whole secret lies in the fact that Jiraiya is a character in a fictional although hella good anime/manga series
     
  20. Hatake "KakaShi"

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    Who knows cuz their ninja's.......
     
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    Because this is an anime targeting 12 year olds!!!

    Also, miniature Gamaguchi Shibari.
     
  22. XxGreat Hokage NarutoxX

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    maybe he hasnt gotten any ass......maybe he is like roshi and is perverted but just neva been with a gurl....or maybe becuz he is an anime character
     
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    Maybe he doesn't have sex with those chicks?
     
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    I think the STDs doesn't affect the frog species... :laugh

    or... Jiraiya maybe using "rubber" from a frog skin or fat... but they can't show that on air. It's a children anime so I doubt they going to show any firemen putting on their helmits. :laugh
     
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    Well how do all of u know about herpes and stuff do u guys have them.
     
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    Naruto is a child safe anime show. Jiraiya isn't going to openly say "Hey kids I have STD." use your head. It's the same thing for Anime characters to not go to the bathroom. It's the same thing for FEMALE anime characters (especially naruto) to never have a period. It's teh same thing for an anime characters to never change their clothes unless they grow older.
     
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    He always struck me as the 'look don't touch' kind of guy. For the sake of research of course...he's clearly a very busy man and has no time to actually bag the objects of his attention.
     
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    I can think of two reasons:

    1. He has a chakra covered dick by releasing chakra from his dicks tenketsu.

    2. Or Tsunade treats him from any STDs for a quick 'in and out'. Quid pro quo.
     
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    his lady friends just drink him under the table steal his wallet and dump him in the gutter. If he was realy getting laid he wouldnt be so eager in his pursuit to find a release for his built up sexual frustration :p
     
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    ohh yeah, Tsunade gave him "medicine"... if that's what you call it! lolsers:laugh Ohh yea good point, he probably has a chakra condomn.
     
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