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Why Oro said Itachi was Stronger than Him!!!!

Discussion in 'Naruto Theories' started by lekki, Sep 24, 2005.

  1. lekki Specialist

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    Credit to Dtemplar for a particular line.
    Credit to Mizura who just enlightened me on why the Uchihas were wiped out by Itachi.



    They specialized in katons. Itachi topped them by simply learning genjutsu. They'd never thought about using genjutsu even though they were elite Katon specialists.

    In the past, katons actually had the ability to kill people so this was all well and good, but as villages started producing bigger and better shinobi, the katon fell behind to the point that Itachi got disgusted. I mean we all know that as soon as you know the name of the opponent, kunais and katons become useless:ninja

    He realized he needed a new technique. He asked his father about genjutsus and Fugaku was like "Huh? What's a genjutsu?":blink

    Itachi's hate and disgust for the clan deepened at this point.


    The Akatsuki leader came along and told him what a genjutsu was.
    Unfortunately, due to his environment, couldn't comprehend what this was. Itachi even threw dirt in his eyes thinking that's what Leader meant when he said you can use your eyes to project the impression of a doton into the opponents mind.:oh

    Akatsuki leader got fed up trying to explain and told Itachi to activate his sharingan and copy the move he was about to perform.

    Itachi did as he was told and became the first Uchiha to learn something useful:D

    He used his one genjutsu to confound the clan and kill them off while the fools were still stuck with their measly katons.

    Unfotunately, that dirt that the retarded Itachi threw into his eyes had a bug living in it that caused a progressive eye infection that slowly decays your eyes.

    Itachi decided he needed a new jutsu and like the 'tard he is figured out a new katon...(the amaterasu in case you were wondering)

    When he went excitedly to show off his new jutsu to the Akatsuki leader, he shook his head in disgust at Itachi and as punishment, made him wear purple nail polish and partnered him with Kisame(he had the choice of shark freak or venus fly-trap freak and he chose the more human and strangely attractive Kisame:) )

    Later on, the other members thought it was some kind of promotion that Itachi got to wear purple nail polish and started whining at to the Leader who couldn't be assed to explain that he was punishing Itachi and let them all wear it instead.

    At this point, Oro got extremely pissed off because Leader had forced Itachi to wear Walmart purple and Oro only used L'Oreal products.

    They had a vote and Itachi's Walmart brand won over Oro's L'Oreal.

    The only other person that had voted for L'Oreal was Sasori.(They stayed close even after Oro left the group as a result of that night)

    You see, Oro had always thought that his popularity was the strongest in Akatsuki but it turned out that night that it was Itachi, who had those funky grooves under his eyes naturally who had the strongest popularity rating and Oro was crushed.

    Oro had to leave and that is why Oro said Itachi was stronger than him.:p
     
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    It all makes sense now. Genjutsu is the best ever.
     
  3. Sho Active Member

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    :rofl :rofl

    The truth has been spoken! :nuts

    Great theory.
     
  4. Archssor ~ Carpe Diem ~

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    Oh yeah...how come I didn't think of that?!
     
  5. Mateus. Van Hes.

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    So your saying he killed off the Elite Uchiha with Genjutsu? He must have had quite alot of Chakra to do that.
     
  6. ShounenSuki Ruler of Penguins

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    It makes perfect sense...amazing...

    So Orochimaru left Akatsuki because of a fight over which brand of nail polish to use... strangely fitting, I my opinion...
     
  7. lifelessdeath Member

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    since he went to ninja academy...wouldnt he have leaened about genjutsu there?
     
  8. Core Member

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    There has never been evidence to show that the academy teaches genjutsu in any form whatsoever. Also they only teach basic jutsu in the academy, and I have yet to see any genjutsu *that* basic.
     
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    too bad my vote for L'Oreal didn't help him much.
     
  10. lifelessdeath Member

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    okay but while they may not have teached it they still would have teached them about the differnt types of shinobi arts ie taijutsu and what not
     
  11. Core Member

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    Not realy, Sakura is a genjutsu type and went omgwtfbbq what is this when Kakashi used genjutsu for the first time.
     
  12. lekki Specialist

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    I can't believe some here are taking this seriously:)
     
  13. Insipidipity Ignostic Buddhist

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    Actually I believe Naruto even knew the difference when Kakashi was saying which one he was showing(Ninjutsu, taijutsu, which apparently doesnt involve weapons, and genjutsu) Shikamaru also knew what it was when he explained it to Temari who didnt go to Konoha academy.
     
  14. KuwabaraTheMan Eternal Love

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  15. martryn Dick in hand

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    Well, I think there is truth behind it. Itachi is a genjutsu user, and his clan wouldn't have expected one of their own to use genjutsu and easily succumbed to it, those members who weren't massacred as they were trying to ask Itachi who the hell was attacking them.
     
  16. cinosweiv The Half Blood Bleach

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    Orochimaru is infamous of his moles ability. A molester tends to control his victims.

    Now, he is facing the world class Genjutsu user, Itachi can control Orochimaru very very easily by his advance Genjutsu.
    Orochimaru hates to be controlled by anyone, then he is quite afraid with Itachi.
     
  17. superman_1 Well-Known Member

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    wow......thats the best theory ever..... definitly reps..... lol ...
     
  18. Edgecrusher Nigu's buffer of butter

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    Dude... the other members had sharingan as well. =.= It's an interesting theory though to say the least!
     
  19. FanB0y Active Member

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    This is the best theory I've read in this forum! :laugh

    There may even be some truths behind this. :amuse
     
  20. Sawako

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    I'm SO glad I took the time to read that! Awesome theory!
     
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    Doesn't meant they taught it. He just knows theres something called genjutsu. And Shikamaru is just smart. (which aparently sand doesn't teach it either)




    Well asside from the humor Lekki, it does have some points that maybe the Uchiha weren't used to genjutsu, since there are so few users.
     
  22. Yakushi~Kabuto Banned

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    Oro also said sasuke is stronger than him and this isn't true either.
    Oro rapes Itachi anytime, end of story.
     
  23. gunnar Genin

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    no no no first of all Oro will get banged if he goes agaisnt Itachi. Oro cant beat Itachi becuase Itachi has Sharingan thats why Oro wants Susuke becuase he wants the Sharingan for himself!! Last the Theory put is great. This could actually come tru..
     
  24. Razgriez Banned

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    I think this deserves a 10 for creativity!
     
  25. genjo sanzo FLCLtard

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    uhmm... what?


    anyway this theory is kickass:tem

    fighting over nail-polish...so clear now
     
  26. RabienRose Mutual Love

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    amazing O.o...great theory lol. i never thought of it that way :p
     
  27. Link123299 Hero

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    Good thing this is a joke becuase its wayoff.
     
  28. Orcishhuman Bob Sinclar FTW~

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    So THAT's the real reason as to why the Akatsuki wear nail polish, :thumbs props to you :)
     
  29. gruevy Grammar Nazi

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    Congratulations on yet another thread that looks at the beginning like a legitimate although stupid theory, and turns out the be a prank. You have successfully wasted 40 seconds of my life. I want them back. :/
     
  30. Shidoshi Cross Marian: Ninjai's Father

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    When did Oro say that?
     
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