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With all this talk about sasuke wanting to revive his clan.. Is he gay? or stupid

Discussion in 'House of Uzumaki Archives' started by JusDaMan, Oct 5, 2006.

  1. JusDaMan Member

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    So sasuke wants to revive his clan by himself. and by revive i'm assuming he means bring more people with sharingan to life.

    Why in hell did he not start banging like a horny dog after his balls dropped?

    basic science says reproduction is the way of life. So... if sasuke wants to revive his clan he should start banging every girl he sees. Do some itachi style genjutsu and there we go.

    If sasuke just bangs 10 girls. Those 10 girls in 9 months will give birth to 10 child. in 11-12 years those 10 child can bang more and more and more.

    success revival of the uchiha clan.

    Or he's just gay.
     
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  2. Narutimate Hero Konoha's greatest

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    I can surely say that he wanted revenge for what happened.. but I don't think that he plans to revive his clan. Like you said, reviving a clan is easy, since there was a male survivor.
     
  3. martryn Dick in hand

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    Sasuke was 12 when he left Konoha. He doesn't know what sex is yet, so he was probably waiting for the stork. While waiting, he was going to kill Itachi, you know, just in case.
     
  4. Turnip Girl Purveyor of Fine OroKabu

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    You obviously don't know many 12 year olds. XD

    Sasuke's main priority is Itachi. Once Itachi's gone, then he can realise that he'll actually have to *gasp* sleep with many girls to revive his clan. XD
     
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    No, he's just gay.
     
  6. Treima 6th Division's Best

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    Quoted for truth.
     
  7. Crush! Banned

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    Are stupid people aware that they're stupid?

    Selos, are you?
     
  8. Futagokage Runaway Kage

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    I like this Joke threats!!!

    If he married, and have at least 2 children, he would be succesful in reviving his clan (Because his childs would have childs and repeat the process).

    But the joke about trying to recreate his whole clan by himself is funny.
     
  9. Ray Mr Big Shot

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    Reading up to date, I don't think he cares anymore about reviving his clan. It's all about killing Itachi.
     
  10. Sho Active Member

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    I wouldn't be surprised if they aren't. =/

    @JusDaMan,

    The clans in Japan (which the Uchihas are based off of) were propagated through marriage; it wasn't just a matter of procreation. Even if Sasuke were to bang any chick that comes through his way, that wouldn't mean that he could just call them Uchihas. I'm sure you understand what a "bastard" child is, right? That's what they were called in the fuedal era. Not to even mention the problem that most women obviously wouldn't prefer to be concubines to a teenager.

    And you forget that he was 12 years old at the time, and 15 years old now. I'm pretty sure marriage (and thus, the clan revival) is the last thing on his mind at the moment, seeing as how getting vengeance always took priority.
     
  11. kuchiyoseNOjutsu Badass

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    Yeah he totally disregarded his "revive my clan" thingy. Top priority is "To kill a certain someone." He's with Oro now training with only this in his mind.
     
  12. Red Keep Cool, Carry On.

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    he must be gay...I haven't even seen him react to someone of opposites sex...not even once!
     
  13. Futagokage Runaway Kage

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    He was 13 yeras traumed and tormented boy, he was not the lover type.

    After 2.5 years with Orochimaru, just feeding his own hate and soorrow, i think he does not thin in girls anymore.
     
  14. Mouten one batch

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    No, usually they are not.
     
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    how do u know he isnt "doing it" in Orochimarus lair. I'm sure Oro has plenty of chicks in his bat cave. Maybe oro can make him reproduce as part as his training and to rebuild the Uchiha clan, while at the same time combining different bloodline limiits his found
     
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    tayuya is quite tomboyish. mmm...any other girls? and the fact that he cannot have kimimaro's body frustrates him really in a way sounded real gay. and, oro isnt the type that flaunt a girl in front of sasuke. i dont think he'd want a body with STD.


    sasuke wants to revive his clan, not to spread the sharingan. bastards will have the bloodline in him/her, but doesnt carry the name. but he's just too gay to realize that, in waiting to kill itachi, he actually want to leave behind a descendant first. or like people say...


    he's just gay.
     
  17. martryn Dick in hand

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    You obviously never grew up in a ninja village.
     
  18. blazingshadow True Wind Rune

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    i'm sure that orochimaru promised both his revenge on itachi and the revival of his clan in exchange for his body. oro has no reason not to grant those wishes since they both coincide with his goals (reviving the clan = having a sharingan factory for future body transfers)
     
  19. Turnip Girl Purveyor of Fine OroKabu

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    Touch?! XD

    If only...
     
  20. Seany Banned

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  21. Samahade Yaoi Hater

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    As opposed to now?:notrust

    Anywho, what's the point of this thread? We all know that's what Sakura's for, and the Naruka-tards can shove it.
     
  22. The Uchiha Wrath Harmless spectator

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    'want to revive my clan' is the straightest you can possibly get....
     
  23. Sho Active Member

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    Hey, I'm not the one who's creating these terms, nor making this stuff up. The reality is that's how clans operated back then (as well as other examples of families in the past).

    The word "bastard" now carries a different connotation, and even if you carry the original definition, it still no longer has such an effect on social status as it did in the past.
     
  24. Idun Salt Liquorice

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    Well except for the fact that he is gay ;D lols..
    He have to kill Itachi before he starts banging people, or Itachi will just kill the clan again ,P
     
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    I'm not saying you're making it up, I'm just saying 'bastard' still means 'bastard'-you were born out of wedlock- not matter if the word itself has become the insult and not the implication ment by it.
     
  26. MS81 Supreme Jounin

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    he's only gay in CS2 mode.
    I'm also starting to miss him again.
     
  27. hao_asakura gumgum

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    nah he'll bang sakura later.....

    in naruto2: a midnight lust :p
     
  28. Genesis Active Member

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    I think once he went to Oro, his taste changed.

    Seriously though, reviving his clan was never as high a priority as killing Itachi. The difference is that he 'wants' to revive his clan but he 'must' kill Itachi.
     
  29. Khamzul Read over there ->

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    QFT. What's the point if Itachi can just kill them all over again?
     
  30. Genesis Active Member

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    Hm, i haven't answered the thread title?

    Is Sasuke Gay or stupid? Bit of both really. End Thread.
     
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