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Wolverine VS Anyone in.......

Discussion in 'Outskirts Battledome Archive' started by omg laser pew pew!, Oct 16, 2006.

  1. omg laser pew pew!

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    ....a pimping contest

    After getting on a comic binge recently (I was indulging in something I though I gave up in my tweens), I noticed something about everyone's favourite mutant

    He really gets around

    Age of Apocalypse = he's slept with Jean Grey and Mariko Yashida
    Ultimates = seduced Jean Grey and possible more (not familier with Ultimates)
    616 = Had a kid with Elektra, was gonna marry Mariko Yashida and probably banged Storm as well (or was that in the cartoon?)
    Mangaverse = Flirts with Black Cat, implied he was the lover of Lady Deathstrike and tried to rape Mary Jane because he needed fresh meat (Spidey tried to stop him but was ownzored)

    And this isn't even including his working hoes like Jubilee and Shadowcat

    And I bet in his long life, alot of kids are walking around with sideburns at 4

    How many people can beat him in a bedding contest? And I mean people that don't revolve around sleeping (Leasure Suit Larry springs to mind) but people who do it on the sides
     
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    Dark Schneider had a harem of over 300 women before he was sealed.

    Even after he was released, he continued with his womanizing ways.
     
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    Gaara comes to mind :)
     
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    although i havent read anyone of his comics nightwing is a big ass pimp

    DS has 300 women? no STD's? now that my freinds is high level magic
     
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    DS easily. He did Sheen Hari, Kay Han, Princess Sheela of Metallicana and Ashes Ney all behind Yoko's and the girl's own backs. And it all happened in the first five volumes and the same arc.

    And that's DS AFTER awakening from his seal. Before he was sealed, he had relationships with more than 300 women. He's probably the biggest pimp ever.
     
  6. omg laser pew pew!

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    DS came to mind when I was making this thread. I think I should have kept it under the comic section
     
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    Would've been better. Unfortunately I have to leave the thread at this point since I have no background knowledge on any comics. Baibai. :)
     
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    What about Iron Man? He does have the money.
     
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    Iron-Man is an alocoholic.
     
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    It's a shame Bruce Wayne doesn't try harder at it. Otherwise he could probably easily beat Wolverine at this sort of thing...wonder if Bruce every got with Kathy Kane before she...reoriented. That alone would put him waaay up there. :nuts
     
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    Bruce Wayne is gay, but what about Nightwing?

    the old Robin is a true pimp


    I thought everyone in Suna (including the girls) were afraid of him
     
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    Spoiler: Manga Spoiler
    A bit later on after the time skip he is well loved by Suna, after getting hurt you see 3 or 4 Suna girls throwing themselfs at him to check he was 'okay'
     
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    That said I never said those pimped had to be female
     
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    Heh...awkward. smile-big

    The Bruce boy-love indications have long since passed, I think. There's a whole debate about that issue, but I was gonna focus on his female..."conquests" either way. Anyway, he's not gonna beat Wolverine. If he tried harder it'd be easy, if you consider how many girls he has all over him when he's in...uh...polite society. :amuse
     
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    If Logan shaved and wore a tank top then I expect to see Psylocke and Emma Frost after him as well

    I mean honestly, he isn't the best looking guy but he still gets them. That's Austin Power level mojo
     
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    I dunno, I think the whole beasty-man look is part of his mojo. Plus I dunno that his all-around mojo is going to compete with Cyclops' inexplicable psychic-women mojo...now that's something that no one really quite has figured out. :laugh
     
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    AoA Weapon X & Jean Grey > 616 Cyclops & Phoenix

    'nuff said
     
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    Quagmire wins.
     
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    Ranma with horrible ease.

    Anr Pre-Orochimaru's bitch Sasuke
     
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    Bond
    James Bond.
     
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    Not even Wolverine is as big a pimp as Greed
     
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    Why the fridgenuts did you revive this Masaki?

    Well anyway as cool as Logan is, he's still a paedophile
     
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    I need to add Black Widow and Storm for Logan's conquests in the Ultimate Universe
     
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    As i can remember, Logan also had a lover in Madripur island, a crime boss nicknamed ¨the tiger¨. He also banged a ugly native of Savage Land called Gahkt and had a son, never paying child support. I agree that Logan's pimp abilities are truly remarkably, more if we consider that women have a common tendency to dismiss short guys.

    However, 007 wins the upperhand, he's broken.
    He can seduce an unknown female villain in the middle of a fight and bang her right there, Logan cant beat that.
     
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    Two words...

    Spoiler:
    Gene Simmons


    That guy has fucking slept with at LEAST 3000 women, no kidding either. I bet you 20 bucks he'll still be able to get laid by saying "Hey, I'm Gene Simmons, wanna fuck?" and he's get laid, even if he's like...50 years old.
     
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    Yeah, and he also has a photo album with pictures of all the groupies he slept with.
    The bodycount was 3440 the last time i checked, and that was like 4 years ago :nuts
    He also banged the wife of the Family guy, i think.
     
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