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Would you fuck your mother, NF?

Discussion in 'Konoha Lounge' started by FUCK Alex, Jul 7, 2012.

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  1. FUCK Alex New Member

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    The year is 2030. There are billions-upon-billions of toxic cells in the air causing a virus that kills people. You contain a near-cure substance only found in your bloodline. You have no siblings and no immediate family left alive. The substance is weak in just you, however.

    They need you to reproduce with a member of your own family. Your mother. The government and billions of others are counting on you to go back in time and reproduce with your mother. Unfortunately, this isn't the only downside. They want to kill your offspring, extract the blood, and use it as a temporary treatment for the virus.

    What would you do?
     
  2. Zaru ________________________________ Advisor

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    Uh. The alternative is dying a horrible death in a depopulated world and ending humanity.
    And if we can go back in time, there must be other ways to prevent this. Not really a well-thought-through scenario.
     
  3. Scarlet Lord Of Red

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    No. but I'd FUCK Alex.
     
  4. Brotha Yasuji &#32

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    So you have fantasies about fucking your mother and just wanted to covertly say it in a really stupid thread?
     
  5. zeKitsune Deal With It

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    Dude seriously. No.
     
  6. Mintaka Active Member

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    What if your mother is dead?
     
  7. Archangel Michael ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ก็็็็ ็็็็็

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    No, That is disturbing, weird and disgusting.
     
  8. Oturan .

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    I would do absolutely noting.
     
  9. Scarlet Lord Of Red

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    :lmao


    youre funny.
     
  10. Vermin ▄█▀ █ █▀█ █▀ █▄█ █▄

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    you've been watching too many Sci-Fi movies, man.
     
  11. Bioness In the Wired

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    If staying within this scenario it doesn't have to be our Mother..it could be a distant ancestor who never had children.

    Thus no real harm done to anything.
     
  12. Mintaka Active Member

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    No such thing.
     
  13. TenshiNeko 浮竹隊長の天使猫

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    No, I wouldn't. The reasons being:

    A) I'm a girl

    B) My mother was a foul, abusive, mean, nasty, ugly piece-of-shit woman with the personality of one of Satan's demons. Even if I were a guy I wouldn't go anywhere near her. ugh!

    C) She's been dead for a good number of years. If you really want to dig her up and try screwing with what's left of her, I'm sure she wouldn't mind, just leave a few dollars in the coffin for her fee



    I'm not being rude, I'm just telling the truth
     
  14. Shaz &#32

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    Are you an inbred?
     
  15. Mist Puppet Well-Known Member Advisor

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    It's not even a cure, just a "temporary" treatment? (whatever the hell that means)

    lol
     
  16. Orochimaru <div class="smallfont"><font face='Palatino Linoty

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    No, but I'd fuck your mother.
     
  17. hammer Well-Known Member

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    if we traveled back in time why would we need to fuck our mother?
     
  18. Island In the Sun

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    would like to have a talk with you.
     
  19. Shaz &#32

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    :rofl :rofl :rofl

    I :heart NF
     
  21. Netorie Harbinger of Suffering

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    ITT: we reveal sick fantasies.
     
  22. Vermin ▄█▀ █ █▀█ █▀ █▄█ █▄

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    i was hoping for an interesting thread on NF, but this was not what i had in mind :D:
     
  23. Synn Well-Known Member

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    No, but I would FUCK Alex.

    And your mother.
     
  24. ℛei ( ༎ຶ෴༎ຶ)♥(ㅎ_ㅎ )

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    lulzy thread is lulzy
     
  25. Ghost Active Member

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    I'd rather kill her. I'd do your mom though.
     
  26. Synn Well-Known Member

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    That sig. :nosebleed

    Who's that guy on the right? I'd fuck him too.
     
  27. Darc &#32

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    Sigmund Freud believed every son wanted to do this at some point or another, proof white people been crazy since the 1800's
     
  28. Amatérasu’s Son Redbeard

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    Indeed, Siggy would definitely have a field day in this thread.

    In a Thick German accent, "How long have you had these thoughts about your mothzer?"
     
  29. Mintaka Active Member

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    "Well there was this tine when I was 5 and....."
     
  30. Andrew Jesus is the Savior

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    During this outbreak, people would be aware and wear breath through mask until it is over.

    / end Thread.
     
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