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WTF Moments

Discussion in 'The NF Café' started by martryn, Nov 29, 2005.

  1. martryn Dick in hand

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    What have been your biggest what the fuck moments ever? Things that were so surprising and unexpected that you still have trouble believing that they occured. I really don't have any I can think of, and its been bothering me that I don't find many things that surprising, so I sorta got curious about other people's experiences.
     
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  2. Last of the Uchihas Get your own girls, Jonas!

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    I don't have anything that surprised me either. Sometimes I wonder if I have emotion or not:oh

    You mean the ultra-long but pointless thread yesterday? I send my condolence. :laugh
     
  4. Last of the Uchihas Get your own girls, Jonas!

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    i think you meant the "How hypocrites people really are thread.":amuse
     
  5. Swimfan908 Great in bed

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    In New York a few years back, I was standing on the opposite side of the road, a man began walking across the street in front of a red light, as so many New Yorkers do, then a car came whizzing around the corner, didn't hit him, but nearly did. The man became furious and slammed his fist down on the car, screaming "Ass hole" at the driver. The driver then proceeded to exit his vehicle and stab the man to death. Me, and about 60 other people in turn, proceeded to do nothing... but stare. The man then got back in his car, and calmly drove away.

    I have to admit, that was pretty fucking unexpected.
     
  6. onewithchaos Member

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    ^dude are you serious :blink

    reading above guy's post was a little WTF moments by itself :p
     
  7. Swimfan908 Great in bed

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    Yes, I am. I'll do my best to scrounge through some of my old files to see if I can drag up the news article.
     
  8. Last of the Uchihas Get your own girls, Jonas!

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    lol, that's indeed a wtf moment.
     
  9. jkingler J. Kinglecrab, Esq.

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    I was waiting to cross the road, since the walk signal had just become the flashing hand, and an old lady had just about crossed to the other side. Then, out of nowhere, a car made a right turn and slammed into her. The lady, who must have been at least 70, was thrown over the hood of the car by the force of the impact, and she landed hard on the blacktop. Then the old lady stood up, brushed herself off, and walked away as if nothing had happened.

    :oh
     
  10. Quoll loungin'

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    Didn't think anyone was that dumb.
     
  11. Last of the Uchihas Get your own girls, Jonas!

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  12. jkingler J. Kinglecrab, Esq.

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    No, no shit. I swear it on everything I hold dear. Why would I make up such a lame story? I am more creative than that. :laugh

    It actually happened, and it was so stupid and unlikely a happening that I was honestly baffled by it.
     
  13. Luckey Wants his custom title.

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    ya right kingler!
     
  14. martryn Dick in hand

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    Wow, things like that don't ever happen to me.
     
  15. jkingler J. Kinglecrab, Esq.

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    Haha, believe what you like, but that old lady was mowed down and walked away unfazed--I swear it on Martryn's manhood!
     
  16. Last of the Uchihas Get your own girls, Jonas!

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    Wouldn't you have been traumatized by that?

    I sure hell would.

    That's like seeing somebody get killed IN FRONT OF YOU:nuts.

    Maybe it was because she stood up, but i would have still been traumatized. :p





    Hope you weren't planning in have children.:amuse
     
  17. Svenjamin Twitter: svenhudec

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    I've had my fair share of WTF moments, and actually one that i was pondering just a couple of nights ago was this.

    A few years back me and my friends went fishing off some pier at some lake out of town. It was one of those really long board walk pier things that went for ages through the trees that were half submerged in water, quitte beautiful actually.

    Anyway, about 20 meters to our side was some guy dressed in a shirt and tie, like some important business man, walking waistdeep in the water through the dead trees makig his way to the pier. We were just so shocked it didn't even strike us to ask what he was doing.

    It was just weird, some businessy looking guy on a saturday night walking through a lake all drenched, he acknowledged us so I'm sure he wasn't abducted by aliens and needed our help or anything.

    let me try to remember some more of these moments and I'll get back to you all
     
  18. Luckey Wants his custom title.

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    ...that was me
     
  19. Yasha Procreate

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    A black humour

    In New York a few years back, I was driving home. I was so upset because I was just turned down by a man in the bar. I drunk a lot. Suddenly a man walked across the street in front of a red light and my car nearly hit him. The man became so furious and slammed his fist down on my car, screaming "Ass hole" at me. I felt so insulted that I got out of my car and stabbed him to death. There are about 60 people around staring at me. Then I got back in my car and drove home.

    I have to admit, that was pretty fucking unexpected.


    Plus when I became an ANBU recruit.:occa
     
  20. Grrblt Banned

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    This didn't happen to me but to a good friend of mine.

    At my previous school, this guy in my class is going by moped and is just about to stop and park it. He hits something in the ground, and turns a full somersault with the moped, lands on his feet with the moped next to him and says hello to my friend like nothing has happened.
     
  21. Hazu ♥PUCCA LOVE♥

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    .....XD

    I was fishing with my dad at my summerhouse, we live by a pond......and then all of a sudden something almost pulled me off the boat, so my dad grabbed me an we tried to pull it up 2gether....but it was a FRIKKIN shark!!! I am so never swimming there again :crying
     
  22. Last of the Uchihas Get your own girls, Jonas!

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    WTF?

    I didn't even give a rat ass that you almost ran over someone nor how you stabbed some loser to death

    What is shocking in this post is that you are a...girl?

    This is indeed a WTF moment. :p
     
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    I am not so sure about my own gender but I can see a protrusion as I look down.:huh
     
  24. martryn Dick in hand

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    Wow, that reminds me of the time when I learned that DH52 was a girl. I didn't know what to make of it because I thought she was a 15 year old boy or something, not a 20 something girl.
     
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    martryn, you scared me. You always appear out of nowhere:amuse By the way, read the post's title, it was just a black humour, a continuation of Coria's story. Of course I am a guy, or am I?:huh
     
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    There was one time in high school that the headmaster was bombed by a waterballon. He smiled. Opened his suitcase...brought out a BIG-ASS waterballon and ditched it at the person who threw the waterballon at him, hit the guy square in the face. It was very unexpected.

    I stood there.....WTF?
     
  27. funjat Where to from here Adventure?

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    A girl just walked up to me in school one day and said: Do you wanna have sex.?
    Now this doesn't happen very often so I was like. :wtf.
     
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    It sounds like a Watermelon Festival.:amuse
     
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    A kid back at school ( good old days) was tieing his laces, foot on a chair, some kid behind him ran up and drop kicked him in the ass, his head went right through the glass pane on the door, he had bits of glass stuck in his face and everything.
     
  30. Heldensheld Chunnin

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    That's very...very.....WHAT THE FUCK
     
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