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Yondaime is Naruto's father.

Discussion in 'Naruto Theories' started by Chee, May 28, 2007.

  1. Chee

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    Yea yea. Look at the resemblance!!!

    Blonde hair = blonde hair
    Blue eyes = blue eyes

    I'm a fucking genius.
     
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    In before garbage'd.
     
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    In before trash you mean.
     
  4. Mukuro

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    Complete garbage.
     
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    omg i've never looked at it that way before
     
  6. Jin-E

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    I've never thought of this theory before.
     
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    Don't forget that he's the AL.
     
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    I don't understand the point of this. I mean, I know you are making fun of people who state old theories as if they are fresh, but other people already know such things are obvious and the people who don't think it is will just keep posting the same thing. All this does is waste a little time.
     
  9. Chee

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    Yes. Cause Yondaime's hair color got changed when the Death God popped him out.
     
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    I BELIEVE that yondaime became an alcoholic soon after escapng the death god...and while drunk one night...he got a different haircut...shorter...probably because he didnt want itachi burning it all off...kuz itachi likes to burn perols and touch them while their crispy...and i think that we all know this by now...then zetsu eats them..but thats not the point...and his eyes changes colors because of all the smoking he does...and his medication...

    but anyway...i think that yondaime is AL...and also narutos father

    (and no, i dont think tht the beginning of my post has anything to do with this thread...im jus having a blond moment...sry...)
     
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    i think the yondaime is not narutos father because the yondaime was sterile and sacrificed his life in depression, also the 3rd hokage dont no wat hes called only sacrificed his life because he didnt want to lose popularity after he died and was in a non existant competition with the yondaime
     
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    Wow I have been blind for such a long time.

    This thread is made of fail.
     
  13. Chee

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    You contradicted yourself.
     
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    u kno what...i think we should just go and ask yondaime ourselves...i think i will...

    *goes into akatsuki hq*

    fb2211-hey guys!!!
    AL-ugh...what...??
    blind itachi- wheres the ladies room??
    fb2211-okay...so AL...are u yondaime...and naruto's father?
    AL-yes i am...and im DRUNK TOO...SO IF YOU DONT MIND I WOULD LIKE TO BE DRUNK IN PEACE!!!
    fb2211-how about....NO
    AL-okay then...want a margarita?
    fb2211-WOOT!

    so there you have it...ur answer...
     
  15. check0r

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    That was meant in a sarcastis way. It's obvious they have same Haircolor and eyecolor.
    You didn't take serious, did you?
     
  16. Shiron

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    Genius! :nuts Why did I never think of this? It all makes so much sense! In fact, I think that this should be moved to a much more appropriate place, where all threads of this intelligence level should go. Unfortunately, I lack the necessary h4x to do this, so it will just have to stay here for the time being. :(
     
  17. Astaroth

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    *perfroms seppuku*
     
  18. Chee

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    Me? Hell this whole thread is sarcastic.
     
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    Seriosuly , I thought it was Kisame
     
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    Actually, Yondaime is Naruto's father's stepbrother's mother's uncle's former roommate's cousin's sister's nephews aunty's godson twice removed on his mother's side.
     
  22. Chee

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    Nope. Their hair aren't the same color so it's not possible.
     
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