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Zabuza sword vs. Fighter(8 bit theatre) in a game of drownball

Discussion in 'Joke Battledome' started by Blizzard chain, Jun 2, 2007.

  1. Blizzard chain

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    Assume ZS can conform to the properties needed to drown.
     
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    The sentence "CANNOT BE BEAT!" was put there for a reason you know. :nod
     
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    Fighter is the Drownball champ for a reason. And technically you win at drownball by drowning.
     
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    You obviously don't know much about the game of drownball.
     
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    It's tough because Zabuza Sword loses. Yet still wins.
     
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    This whole fight is a paradox. If Zabuza sword wins the game of Drownball, it drowns and Fighter gets declared the champion because he's still alive. If Zabuza sword loses and fighter drowns, it gets beaten but gets declared the winner afterwards.
     
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    The entire game is a paradox. If you win at drownball and there's no survivors, then who the hell does the trophy go to? Then again, who chooses to drown in the first place? Gah... >_O... Brain... hurts... Drownball... too confusing...
     
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    Zabuza Sword drowns water, Zabuza Sword also drowns Fighter. Zabuza Sword wins, because it beats being beaten by logical fallacies.
     
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    Looks like your brain broke, just like Sarda's.

    No one is better at defying logical fallacies then Fighter. He killed Gravity you know.
     
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    Zabuza Sword kills the universe and rebuilds it with a single shudder. Fighter is equal to Isalidi Crest. I rest my case.

    Zabuza Sword wins.
     
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    Fighter would survive the universe being destroyed. Seriously that guy never dies.
     
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    Zabuza Sword kills 8-Bit Theater creator, then Fighter dies.
     
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    Fighter has written 8-Bit before, he'll just do it again.
     
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    Zabuza Sword erases him, he's done it before.
     
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    Fighter writes himself to be move winful then Zabuza sword. Or Thief just steals Zabuza's swords power.
     
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    Thief can not touch Zabuza Sword, within 5000 miles of him results in immediate atomization of one's entire body. Fighter can not defeat Zabuza Sword with all the h4xs and power ups in the mulitverses.

    Zabuza Sword can not be beat. :notrust
     
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    Just cause zabuza sword can not be beat, doesn't mean that it can always win.
     
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    Red Mage puts all his stats into Can(N)ot be beat and transfers them to Fighter.
     
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    During all of these events, Black Mage kills half the Narutoverse, simply because it's there.
     
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    ^ that goes without saying.

    As for the battle: SNAKE? SNAAAAAKE!? SNAAAAAAAAAKE! TIME PARADOX! FISSION MAILED!
     
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    Fighter takes Zabuza Sword for himself. Zabuza Sword realizes that Fighter is the perfect vessel, because he warps reality almost as much as Zabuza Sword. Universal implosion soon follows.
     
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    And not to mention fighter has Dr. Swordopolis(according to the creator of 8 bit theatre, he has a phd in swordology) who can maniuplate reality shown in their first encounter with the pirate bikke. Fighter also broke the mind of an omnipotent wizard with a single sentence.
     
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    Honestly the Zabuza's swords Cannot be Beat is out of its league against the 8-Bit crew. Red Mage has more hax then even Megas, Black Mage has enough destructive power in him to conquer hell in under a minute, Thief can still anything, and Fighter just can't die, has Dr. Swordopolis backing him up, and invented Swordchucks.

    And that's all before they got upgrades.
     
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    Sorry, Zabuza Sword with Godzilla with prep owns everything and everyone one in less then a nanosecond of the speed of light unshealthing a quarter of the blade.

    8-Bit Theater is massive rapestomped from existance. :(
     
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    Fighter will simply rewrite it. He has done so in the past.
     
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    Fighter can not rewrite it if he is destroyed from a shudder from Zabuza Sword.
     
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    But the thing is.
    Fighter NEVER dies.
    You can NEVER get rid of him.
    He ALWAYS finds a way back.

    Besides, thief can steal ZS's cannot be beat, as someone said.
    It is not nailed down nor is it on fire.
    Thief can steal souls, secrets, he can steal through the fabric of time, he has even been noted to steal things that aren't there.
    He can steal cannot be beat.
     
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    This is normal Zabuza sword, not GodZabuza sword with prep.
     
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    But this is JUST fighter. Thief isn't in the fight.
     
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