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When I woke up the impossible happened!

Published by KisaitaParadise in the blog KisaitaParadise's blog. Views: 41

I just woke up from an three hour nap, and it was the worst mistake of my life. So I was psyched after I woke up! My phone is "charging" its at 100% by now! WRONG!!!! You know as I'm typing this its at 24%! I'd rather get my pinky cut off! What is this life? Is this some type of unexplainable paradox? I just wanted to use my phone but of course life didn't want me to. Like I literally just plugged it in but whatever. Now I'm going back to my monotone life. I'm not happy at all.... Life is just one big lie. I've solved what scientist couldn't. Goodbye!

Also I will be having a professional bitch fit. I don't deserve this. I'm tired and getting so old my hips hurt! So maybe I'm just overreacting or this really is the worst feeling. Now I have really finished my talk!
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